The funniest thing Happened to me yesterday I ran into old you know who By mistake
She was out on the town With her new honey Having a ball, spending his money Oh, it was the funniest thing
You should've seen that Innocent look on her face As he held her close Rumpled her hair out of place
You should've heard her Calling him baby Leading him on, driving him crazy Oh, it was the funniest thing But she introduced me To her new lover I thought to myself That soon he'll discover Ooh, she did the funniest thing
As they walked away I couldn't help wondering why Such funny things make me cry
Oh, I thought that I Could make it without her Maybe I could but There's something about her Oh, it's the funniest thing Ooh, it's the funniest thing
