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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Love My Daughter (But Not In a Creepy Way)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love Kernels
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Have Friends
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love’s Not a Game
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Oh My God I Think I Like You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Don't Be a Lawyer
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Horny Angry Tango
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Gave You a UTI
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Period Sex
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - After Everything You Made Me do
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Angry Mad (feat. Vincent Rodriguez The Third)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Back In Action
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Buttload Of Cats
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Clean Up On Aisle 4
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Cold Showers
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Dear Joshua Felix Chan
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Don’t Settle For Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Dream Ghost [Dr. Akopian] [Dr. Akopian & Dream Ghosts 1 & 2]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Duh!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Elated Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Eleven O’clock
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - End Of The Movie (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Etta Mae’s Lament
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Face Your Fears (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Farewell, Fair Mustache
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Feelin’ Kinda Naughty (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Flooded With Justice
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Flooded With Justice (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Forget It
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Friendtopia
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - George’s Turn
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Get Your Ass Out Of My House
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gettin' Bi
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gratuitous Karaoke Moment
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Greg’s Drinking Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang [Demo]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Having a Few People Over
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Heavy Boobs
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - His Status Is... Preferred
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - How To Clean Up
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hungry Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Give Good Parent
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Hate Everything But You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Have Friends (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Want to Be a Child Star
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm a Good Person
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm The Villain In My Own Story
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m In a Sexy French Depression
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m Just a Boy In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m So Good At Yoga
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m So Happy 4 U
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’ve Always Never Believed in You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - It Was A Shit Show
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Itchy Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - JAP Battle
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let Me Be in Your Show
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let's Generalize About Men
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let's Have Intercourse
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Makey Makeover
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Man Nap
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe I’m Just Broken
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe This Dream
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Friend’s Dad
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Sperm Is Healthy
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - No One Else Is Singing My Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Nothing Is Never Anyone's Fault
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - One Indescribable Instant
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - One Indescribable Instant (reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Our Twisted Fate
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Ping Pong Girl
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Remember That We Suffered
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Research Me Obsessively
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Romantic Moments
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Santa Ana Wind
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Scary Scary Sexy Lady
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Her
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sex With a Stranger
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sex With a Stranger (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Slow Motion
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Slow Motion (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - So Maternal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sports Analogies
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Strip Away My Conscience
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Stuck In The Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Buzzing From The Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Cringe
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Darkness
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The End Of The Movie
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math Of Love Quadrangles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math of Love Triangles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Miracle Of Birth
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Moment Is Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Tick Tock Clock
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - There’s No Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Is My Movement
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Session Is Going To Be Different
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Thought Bubbles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Time to Seize the Day
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Trent Is Getting Ready Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Triceratops Ballet
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Gonna’ Keep It Rolling
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Final Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Second Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What a Rush to Be a Bride
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What U Missed While U Were Popular
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What's Your Story?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What’ll It Be?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where Is The Rock?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where's Rebecca Bunch?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where’s the Bathroom?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who’s The New Guy?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Without Love You Can Save The World
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Women Gotta Stick Together
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Do / You Don’t Want To Be Crazy
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Go First
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)
Don't Be a Lawyer
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Didn't know what I wanted to do
So I took the LSAT
And just like that
I got accepted at Glendale U
Everyone said it was a real safe bet
A prestigious and lucrative vocation
So I set off on a journey
To become an attorney
Without a moment's hesitation
But here's some free advice I'm givin'
When it comes to decidin' what to do for a livin'
Don't be a lawyer!
Don't do it!
Quickest way to ruin your life
Don't be a lawyer!
Not worth it!
It'll leave you dead inside
The job is inherently crappy
That's why you've never met a lawyer who's happy
It's a guaranteed soul destroyer
Don't be a lawyer
Law school debt
Daily regret
Is that really what you dreamed as a kid?
Or did you hope one day
That you'd find a way
To spend four years workin' on a pharmaceutical company's merger with another pharmaceutical company?
Your only expertise
Is runnin' up fees
Speakin' legalese like a dick
But it's not too late
To avoid this fate
Find any other job to pick
Sure, your parents might think you're a failure
But no one's ever said: First, let's kill all the tailors
Don't be a lawyer!
I'm serious, it really, really sucks
Don't be a lawyer!
No one you work with looks like Ally McBeal
There are so many other professions
That don't turn you into Jeff Sessions
Just say no to the lawyer employer
No, don't be a lawyer
What about human rights law?
No money, no, no money
Environmental law?
No money, even less money
Immigration law?
No money, plus it's a bummer
Okay, but what if you make it to the Supreme Court?
It'd be great to be on the Supreme Court
But you'll never be on the Supreme Court
There's truly no chance of that happenin'
The preceding song in no way reflects the views of CBS and the CW network
Ah, screw it
See? Don't be a lawyer!
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