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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Love My Daughter (But Not In a Creepy Way)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m In a Sexy French Depression
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe This Dream
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Darkness
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Don't Be a Lawyer
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Friendtopia
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Get Your Ass Out Of My House
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Heavy Boobs
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hungry Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Gave You a UTI
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Give Good Parent
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Have Friends
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm a Good Person
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm The Villain In My Own Story
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - It Was A Shit Show
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Sperm Is Healthy
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - No One Else Is Singing My Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Oh My God I Think I Like You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - One Indescribable Instant
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Scary Scary Sexy Lady
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Her
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sex With a Stranger
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sex With a Stranger (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Buzzing From The Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Cringe
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The End Of The Movie
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math of Love Triangles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Moment Is Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Second Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where's Rebecca Bunch?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Go First
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - After Everything You Made Me do
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Angry Mad (feat. Vincent Rodriguez The Third)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Back In Action
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Buttload Of Cats
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Clean Up On Aisle 4
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Cold Showers
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Dear Joshua Felix Chan
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Don’t Settle For Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Dream Ghost [Dr. Akopian] [Dr. Akopian & Dream Ghosts 1 & 2]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Duh!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Elated Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Eleven O’clock
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - End Of The Movie (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Etta Mae’s Lament
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Face Your Fears (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Farewell, Fair Mustache
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Feelin’ Kinda Naughty (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Flooded With Justice
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Flooded With Justice (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Forget It
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - George’s Turn
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gettin' Bi
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gratuitous Karaoke Moment
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Greg’s Drinking Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang [Demo]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Having a Few People Over
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - His Status Is... Preferred
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Horny Angry Tango
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - How To Clean Up
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Hate Everything But You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Have Friends (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Want to Be a Child Star
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m Just a Boy In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m So Good At Yoga
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m So Happy 4 U
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’ve Always Never Believed in You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Itchy Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - JAP Battle
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let Me Be in Your Show
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let's Generalize About Men
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let's Have Intercourse
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love Kernels
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love’s Not a Game
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Makey Makeover
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Man Nap
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe I’m Just Broken
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Friend’s Dad
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Nothing Is Never Anyone's Fault
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - One Indescribable Instant (reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Our Twisted Fate
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Period Sex
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Ping Pong Girl
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Remember That We Suffered
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Research Me Obsessively
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Romantic Moments
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Santa Ana Wind
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Slow Motion
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Slow Motion (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - So Maternal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sports Analogies
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Strip Away My Conscience
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Stuck In The Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math Of Love Quadrangles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Miracle Of Birth
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Tick Tock Clock
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - There’s No Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Is My Movement
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Session Is Going To Be Different
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Thought Bubbles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Time to Seize the Day
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Trent Is Getting Ready Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Triceratops Ballet
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Gonna’ Keep It Rolling
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Final Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What a Rush to Be a Bride
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What U Missed While U Were Popular
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What's Your Story?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What’ll It Be?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where Is The Rock?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where’s the Bathroom?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who’s The New Guy?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Without Love You Can Save The World
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Women Gotta Stick Together
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Do / You Don’t Want To Be Crazy
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
I Want to Be a Child Star
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Every night I lie awake
Dreaming of my big break
I just gotta act and dance and sing
'Cause I only ever wanted one thing
I wanna be a pre-teen Hollywood trainwreck
A cautionary tale
I want the kind of fame
That'll warp my brain
And eventually land me in jail
I want to sue my parents for emancipation
When they're caught stealing from me
I want to be on the set
Of The Walking Dead
When I lose my virginity
I want to be a child star
It's gonna be bad
Child star
It's gonna be sad
Oh, yeah
Childhood is overrated
I'm ready for mine to end
I want to have agents and assistants
Instead of actual friends
I'll be abusive and emotionally stunted
But everyone will tolerate me
They'll have no choice
Because my face and my voice
Will make them so much money
I want to have a teenage Hollywood meltdown
Be a pop-culture casualty
I want a bunch of addictions
To illegal prescriptions
And completely lose touch with reality
I want to squander everything I've worked for
And spiral out of control
I want to wake up in Van Nuys
With a bunch of sketchy guys
Whom I've never even met before
I want to be a child star
Who are you guys?
Child star
[Child Star 1]
Can I have some more money?
[Tucker]
Oh baby, I've hit rock bottom
I can't live like this
It's time to get my act together
Re-focus on my passion
I want to be a desperate Hollywood has-been
A classic where are they now?
I'll try to clean up my act
And get my agent back
And salvage my reputation somehow
I'll do a lot of community service
And apologize to Meryl Streep
I want to be that former child star
That you see in bars
And say, hey, there's that bloated, bankrupt Hollywood creep!
Child star!