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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Love My Daughter (But Not In a Creepy Way)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m Just a Boy In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Remember That We Suffered
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Don't Be a Lawyer
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Horny Angry Tango
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sex With a Stranger
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Miracle Of Birth
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What's Your Story?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - After Everything You Made Me do
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Don’t Settle For Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gettin' Bi
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Gave You a UTI
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm a Good Person
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - JAP Battle
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let's Generalize About Men
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love Kernels
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Oh My God I Think I Like You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - One Indescribable Instant
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Period Sex
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Ping Pong Girl
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The End Of The Movie
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Moment Is Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Tick Tock Clock
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where’s the Bathroom?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Without Love You Can Save The World
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Angry Mad (feat. Vincent Rodriguez The Third)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Back In Action
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Buttload Of Cats
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Clean Up On Aisle 4
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Cold Showers
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Dear Joshua Felix Chan
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Dream Ghost [Dr. Akopian] [Dr. Akopian & Dream Ghosts 1 & 2]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Duh!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Elated Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Eleven O’clock
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - End Of The Movie (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Etta Mae’s Lament
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Face Your Fears (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Farewell, Fair Mustache
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Feelin’ Kinda Naughty (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Flooded With Justice
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Flooded With Justice (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Forget It
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Friendtopia
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - George’s Turn
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Get Your Ass Out Of My House
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gratuitous Karaoke Moment
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Greg’s Drinking Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang [Demo]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Having a Few People Over
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Heavy Boobs
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - His Status Is... Preferred
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - How To Clean Up
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hungry Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Give Good Parent
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Hate Everything But You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Have Friends
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Have Friends (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Want to Be a Child Star
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm The Villain In My Own Story
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m In a Sexy French Depression
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m So Good At Yoga
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m So Happy 4 U
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’ve Always Never Believed in You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - It Was A Shit Show
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Itchy Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let Me Be in Your Show
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let's Have Intercourse
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love’s Not a Game
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Makey Makeover
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Man Nap
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe I’m Just Broken
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe This Dream
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Friend’s Dad
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Sperm Is Healthy
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - No One Else Is Singing My Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Nothing Is Never Anyone's Fault
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - One Indescribable Instant (reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Our Twisted Fate
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Research Me Obsessively
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Romantic Moments
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Santa Ana Wind
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Scary Scary Sexy Lady
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Her
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sex With a Stranger (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Slow Motion
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Slow Motion (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - So Maternal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sports Analogies
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Strip Away My Conscience
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Stuck In The Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Buzzing From The Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Cringe
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Darkness
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math Of Love Quadrangles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math of Love Triangles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - There’s No Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Is My Movement
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Session Is Going To Be Different
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Thought Bubbles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Time to Seize the Day
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Trent Is Getting Ready Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Triceratops Ballet
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Gonna’ Keep It Rolling
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Final Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Second Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What a Rush to Be a Bride
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What U Missed While U Were Popular
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What’ll It Be?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where Is The Rock?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where's Rebecca Bunch?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who’s The New Guy?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Women Gotta Stick Together
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Do / You Don’t Want To Be Crazy
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Go First
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
Heavy Boobs
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like dying stars
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
I can't run real far
Let me break down what I just said
Each of my double D's has the volume of a toddler's head
Not bitchin' 'bout my boobies, they look super fly in shirts
But if I swung them in your face, you'd be like
Oh my God, that hurts!
I'm blind! Holy crap! I literally can't see!
I've permanent retinal damage!
I'm suing you and your heavy boobies!
Heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like dying stars
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
They each have their own memoirs
What you gotta know is that boobs may be where it's at
But if you cut them open, they're just sacks of yellow fat
Stuff falls into my bra, it's a little bit of a drag
But when I go to bed at night
It's like opening a Mary Poppins bag
[Dancers]
Whee! Candies and pennies!
[Rebecca]
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like dying stars
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Don't need an airbag in my car
Here is a list of all of the objects
That I can hold under my boobs
Stapler, ten pencils, paperback copy of Arabian Nights
Dog bone, remote control, hardback copy of Wuthering Heights
See, when a star is dying, it transforms into a red giant
And if the red giant does not have enough mass to fuse carbon
An inert mass of carbon and oxygen builds up in the center
Transforming into a dense white dwarf
And yeah, like, that's my boobs
That's, that's what my boobs are like
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Dense like a white dwarf
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
It'd be a catch at Fisherman's Wharf
I got them heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Don't ever forget
That these heavy boobs, heavy boobs
Are just sacks of yellow fat
Like the stuffing of a couch
They're just sacks of yellow fat
Technically meant to feed a baby
They're just sacks of yellow fat