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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Don’t Settle For Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Love My Daughter (But Not In a Creepy Way)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (feat. Santino Fontana)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Horny Angry Tango
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Season Two Theme / I’m Just a Girl In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sex With a Stranger
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - After Everything I’ve Done For You (That You Didn’t Ask For)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Theme Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Feelin’ Kinda Naughty
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm The Villain In My Own Story
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - It Was A Shit Show
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Period Sex
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sports Analogies
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Thought Bubbles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Diagnosis (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - After Everything You Made Me do
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Anti-Depressants Are So Not a Big Deal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Apple Man (feat. Michael McMillian)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Don't Be a Lawyer
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Etta Mae’s Lament
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gettin' Bi
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Give Good Parent
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Hate Everything But You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Have Friends
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m In a Sexy French Depression
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let's Have Intercourse
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Put Yourself First [Tanya, Kayla & Chloe]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The End Of The Movie
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Moment Is Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Tick Tock Clock
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - There’s No Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Session Is Going To Be Different
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Song Goes in a Loop Dee Loop
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where's Rebecca Bunch?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Without Love You Can Save The World
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Women Gotta Stick Together
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - (Tell Me I'm Okay) Patrick
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - A Boy Band Made Up Of Four Joshes
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Angry Mad (feat. Vincent Rodriguez The Third)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Back In Action
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Buttload Of Cats
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - California Christmastime
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Clean Up On Aisle 4
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Cold Showers
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Dear Joshua Felix Chan
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Dream Ghost [Dr. Akopian] [Dr. Akopian & Dream Ghosts 1 & 2]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Duh!
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Elated Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Eleven O’clock
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - End Of The Movie (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Etta Mae's Lament (Revised)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Face Your Fears (feat. Donna Lynne Champlin)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Face Your Fears (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Farewell, Fair Mustache
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Feelin’ Kinda Naughty (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - First Penis I Saw
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Fit Hot Guys Have Problems Too
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Flooded With Justice
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Flooded With Justice (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Forget It
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Friendtopia
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - George’s Turn
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Get Your Ass Out Of My House
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Gratuitous Karaoke Moment
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Greg’s Drinking Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Group Hang [Demo]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Having a Few People Over
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Heavy Boobs
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #1)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hello, Nice To Meet You (Reprise #2)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - His Status Is... Preferred
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - How To Clean Up
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Hungry Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Could If I Wanted To (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Feel Like This Isn’t About Me
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Gave You a UTI
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Go To The Zoo (feat. Scott Michael Foster)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Have Friends (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I Want to Be a Child Star
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I'm a Good Person
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m Just a Boy In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m Not Sad You’re Sad
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m So Good At Yoga
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m So Happy 4 U
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’m the Bride of the Pirate King
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’ve Always Never Believed in You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - I’ve Got My Head In The Clouds
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - If You Ever Need a Favor In Fifty Years
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Itchy Vagina Metaphor
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - JAP Battle
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Jap Battle (Reprise) (feat. Rachel Bloom & Rachel Grate)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let Me Be in Your Show
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Let's Generalize About Men
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love Kernels
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love’s Not a Game
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Love’s Not a Game (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Makey Makeover
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Man Nap
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe I’m Just Broken
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe She’s Not Such a Heinous Bitch After All
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Maybe This Dream
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Friend’s Dad
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - My Sperm Is Healthy
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - No One Else Is Singing My Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Nothing Is Never Anyone's Fault
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Oh My God I Think I Like You
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - One Indescribable Instant
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - One Indescribable Instant (reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Our Twisted Fate
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Ping Pong Girl
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Real Life Fighting Is Awkward
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Rebecca’s Reprise (feat. Rachel Bloom)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Remember That We Suffered
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Research Me Obsessively
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Romantic Moments
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Santa Ana Wind
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Scary Scary Sexy Lady
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Her
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Settle For Me (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Sex With a Stranger (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Slow Motion
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Slow Motion (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - So Maternal
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Strip Away My Conscience
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Stuck In The Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Buzzing From The Bathroom
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Cringe
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Darkness
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Group Mind Has Decided You’re In Love
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math Of Love Quadrangles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Math of Love Triangles
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Miracle Of Birth
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - The Sexy Gettin' Ready Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - This Is My Movement
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Thought Bubbles (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Time to Seize the Day
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Trapped In a Car With Someone You Don't Want To Be Trapped In a Car With
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Trent Is Getting Ready Song
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Triceratops Ballet
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Gonna’ Keep It Rolling
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We Tapped That Ass
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - We'll Never Have Problems Again (feat. Rachel Bloom & Vincent Rodriguez III)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Final Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina (Second Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What a Rush to Be a Bride
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What U Missed While U Were Popular
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What's Your Story?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What’ll It Be?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - What’ll It Be? (Reprise)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where Is The Rock?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Where’s the Bathroom?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - Who’s The New Guy?
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Do / You Don’t Want To Be Crazy
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Go First
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You Stupid Bitch (Demo)
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Crazy Ex-Girlfriend - You’re My Best Friend (And I Know I’m Not Yours)
I Hate Everything But You
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
I've hated crap like that since I was a boy
While everyone was laughing and having so much fun
I would mutter, this sucks, ’til the day was done
I detested most stuff and I still do
You see, I hate everything but you
I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin
I don't like bands that have a guy on mandolin
I hate when people post pictures with the hashtag mood
I hate when people call blueberries a superfood
I hate when someone says: Oooh, it's magic hour!
Or when people actually stop and smell a flower
I hate white women who call their engagement rings bling
Oh yes, I hate everything
But you
More examples!
I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf
Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf frolf
I hate when people ask me if I’d ever get a tattoo
Hate combination conditioner and shampoo
I hate doing The Wave at a baseball game
I hate couples with a cutesy couple name
I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, zing!
Oh yes, I hate everything
But you
'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile
When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while
Just for a moment, I forget
How much I hate it when people say: Gotta jet!
Even more examples!
I hate when people say they're going off the grid
Or when someone calls their baseball cap their lid
I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks
I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack
I hate the phrase Love conquers all, and I hate that it's true
'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you
You love so many things and you have so much fun
It makes me wish my hating days were done
And there's one thing I want you to know
I'll always hate guys who name their cars