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Del The Funky Homosapien - Mistadobalina
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Del The Funky Homosapien - The Wacky World Of Mass Transit
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Del The Funky Homosapien - You're In Shambles
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Ahonetwo Ahonetwo
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Ahonetwo Ahonetwo (Remix)
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Battle Song
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Del The Funky Homosapien - BM's
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Boo Boo Heads
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Burnt
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Captain America
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Catch A Bad One
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Catch All This
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Check It Ooout
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Chicken (Ready to Go) (feat. Unwritten Law)
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Corner Song
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Corner Story
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Crazy Del Song; Operator
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Cyberpunks
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Dark Skin Girls
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Del's Nightmare
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Deltron 3030
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Don't Forget
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Don't Forget The Bass
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Dr. Bombay
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Eye Examination
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Fair Weather Associates
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Faulty
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Followers
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Fragements
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Future Development
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Del The Funky Homosapien - FWA (fair Weather Associates)
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Games Begin
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Help Me Out
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Hoe!
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Hoodz Come In Dozens
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Del The Funky Homosapien - If You Must
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Del The Funky Homosapien - In And Out
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Jaw Gymnastics
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Love Is Worth
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Love Story
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Lyric Lickin'
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Lyric Licking
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Made In America
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Madness
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Mastermind
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Memory Loss
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Miles To Go
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Missing Link
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Money For Sex
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Del The Funky Homosapien - New Coke
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Del The Funky Homosapien - No More Worries
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Del The Funky Homosapien - No Need For Alarm
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Offspring
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Pet Peeves
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Phony Phranchise
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Pissin On Your Steps
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Positive Contact
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Prelude
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Preservation
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Press Rewind
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Proto Culture
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Same Ol Thing
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Shit Talkers
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Skull and Crossbones
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Slave Master
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Sleepin On My Couch
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Stay On Your Toes
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Stress The World
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Sunny Meadowz
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Thank Youse
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Del The Funky Homosapien - The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza
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Del The Funky Homosapien - The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Things You Can Do
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Time is Too Expensive
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Time Keeps On Slipping
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Town to Town
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Treats For The Kiddies
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Turbulence (remix)
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Undisputed Champs
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Upgrade [A Brymar College Course]
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Virus
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Wack MC's
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Del The Funky Homosapien - What Is A Booty
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Why Ya Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me?
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me?
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Worldwide
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Wrong Place
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Wrongplace
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Del The Funky Homosapien - X-Files
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Ya Lil Crumbsnatchers
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Del The Funky Homosapien - You Wouldnt Understand
Treats For The Kiddies
Del The Funky Homosapien
"A problem? Yeah I got a problem.
Cause. . . I been waitin for how
long for this shit to come out?
Now this the tricks and treats shit ya know?
Now all y'all motherphukkers that listen to it
and I'm sick and tired of
this shit because...
all you wack motherphukkers keep comin out with records!
And guess what I'm about to do?
Guess what I'm 'bout to do?!
I'm 'bout to catch you out there. . .
and chopyourmotherphukkinheadoff!!!"
Who's the jester?
Under pressure?
Not me!
I hate emcees a lot, flee
Escape,
I'll tape your mouth closed
Dispose of your flows
The ones that you chose
Don't compare
Where is your other shit?
When I discover it
I'm shovin that shit
Right back in your mouth,
And start with another kick
Good riddance
Suds of blood like the Red Sea splashes
When I smash kids
Ashes and cremations
We wait in
The torture chamber
Of course you blame a
Brother like Del for murder
Word up, on a mission
It's in my heart
Rippin fools apart
You dart and dash
But I'll remove your heart fast
With my bare hands
Stashed it into their plans
I'd like to see it pulsate in my palm
Squeeze it, squish it
Eat it with a biscuit
For breakfast
You're next if
You step with
Your bright ideas
I might apply years
Of rhymin
Til the time when
I blind men
With a flash of light
I'll blast you right
In the corneas
I'm warnin ya's
So take heed to that
Before you bleed, in fact
I'm keepin niggaz outta my head
Outta my head
Instead,
they bled
They dead,
call the Feds
[Chorus (4x):]
"This is how you're treated (this is how you're treated)
When my rhyme's completed
Niggaz get defeated (defeated!)"
I wanna push and shove
Take off the kid gloves
Tearin the terrorist
Where a fist
Holds a dagger
Stick it in your stomach and drag your
Insides across the ground
Get 'em at the lost and found
At the police station
I'm patient
I won't get you yet
So no sweat
You're no threat
I bet I can belt your brain
When my scalpel felt your brain
You convulsed
No pulse
We lost him
Cost him his life
Phukkin around
It's too easy to buck 'em down
Let 'em drown
Face down in a toilet
Take his brain and boil it
Watchin who I tell cuz they'll spoil it
They might reveal
My anger is real
Keep your lips sealed
Or yo might be the next to keel over
or Murderous
Refer to us
When you feel the need
To bleed your chicken feed
Yeah, plead for mercy
Before I burst free
I'm blood thirsty
When it comes to who disturbs me
I make your life complicated
Emcees get ground and grated
While they waited
In the lobby
It's my hobby
It'll prob'ly be me
Who sees your knees
Buckle-
Phuk you
And your duck crew
I'ma pluck you from safety
When I break free
[CHORUS (4x)]