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Del The Funky Homosapien - Mistadobalina
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Del The Funky Homosapien - If You Must
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Ahonetwo Ahonetwo (Remix)
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Deltron 3030
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Faulty
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Hoe!
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Love Is Worth
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Offspring
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Pissin On Your Steps
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Press Rewind
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Skull and Crossbones
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Del The Funky Homosapien - The Wacky World Of Mass Transit
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Undisputed Champs
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Ahonetwo Ahonetwo
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Battle Song
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Del The Funky Homosapien - BM's
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Boo Boo Heads
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Burnt
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Captain America
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Catch A Bad One
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Catch All This
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Check It Ooout
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Chicken (Ready to Go) (feat. Unwritten Law)
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Corner Song
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Corner Story
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Crazy Del Song; Operator
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Cyberpunks
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Dark Skin Girls
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Del's Nightmare
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Don't Forget
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Don't Forget The Bass
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Dr. Bombay
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Eye Examination
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Fair Weather Associates
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Followers
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Fragements
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Future Development
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Del The Funky Homosapien - FWA (fair Weather Associates)
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Games Begin
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Help Me Out
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Hoodz Come In Dozens
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Del The Funky Homosapien - In And Out
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Jaw Gymnastics
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Love Story
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Lyric Lickin'
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Lyric Licking
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Made In America
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Madness
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Mastermind
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Meet Cleofis Randolph The Patriarch
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Memory Loss
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Miles To Go
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Missing Link
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Money For Sex
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Del The Funky Homosapien - New Coke
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Del The Funky Homosapien - No More Worries
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Del The Funky Homosapien - No Need For Alarm
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Pet Peeves
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Phony Phranchise
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Positive Contact
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Prelude
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Preservation
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Proto Culture
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Same Ol Thing
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Shit Talkers
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Slave Master
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Sleepin On My Couch
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Stay On Your Toes
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Stress The World
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Sunny Meadowz
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Thank Youse
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Del The Funky Homosapien - The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza
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Del The Funky Homosapien - The Fantabulous Rap Extravaganza Part II
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Things You Can Do
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Time is Too Expensive
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Time Keeps On Slipping
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Town to Town
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Treats For The Kiddies
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Turbulence (remix)
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Upgrade [A Brymar College Course]
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Virus
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Wack MC's
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Del The Funky Homosapien - What Is A Booty
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Why Ya Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me?
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Why You Wanna Get Funkee Wit Me?
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Worldwide
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Wrong Place
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Wrongplace
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Del The Funky Homosapien - X-Files
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Del The Funky Homosapien - Ya Lil Crumbsnatchers
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Del The Funky Homosapien - You Wouldnt Understand
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Del The Funky Homosapien - You're In Shambles
The Wacky World Of Mass Transit
Del The Funky Homosapien
I was plannin' to persue another quest for the bus
I had to go to San Fran it's something that I can't stand
It's beggin' for a ride with ma dukes makes a fuss
I don't like fussin' so I ask my older cousin
Could he maybe find time to give the D E L a lift
He said it is impossible because he has a roster full of plans for the
day
I had to go and sift through pennies in my jeans
To many it may seem that the public transportation really isn't keen
And I agree with the theory
Because it's 3:30 and the bus was due at 2:35
I wear my Girbauds so I can wait with pride
I waited at the bus stop feeling kinda high
From a spliff that I smoked
I riffed and provoked
A liitle scene when the bus arrived late like a joke
With a corny punchline
And it was only lunchtime
The bus should've been here, the driver had much time
To get is act together
No matter what the weather
Now I'm sittin' at the bus stop waitin' like forever
[SKIT #1]
When oh when is the bus gonna come
I'm getting sick and tired of the wait
When oh when is the bus gonna come
Well here comes a pack of about 14
Lookin' real mean with hoodies and jeans
And bad attitudes and I wasn't in the mood
For no head on collision with the hoods
Try to use my transfer but it's no good
Would these rough lookin' kids get busy with the youngsta
Amongst the many who must catch rapid transit to get through the city
I'm not certain
But if I go sit in the back it's curtains
Kids wanna ride the back
What kinda shit is that?
Nowadays niggas can't wait to hit the back
Let me stand in the front with the elderly
So those other cats won't raise hell with me
[SKIT #2]
Oh golly gee, not another day on the 46A
I should've caught the 46B
'Cause dukes takes the mass scene and group through the trees
And shoots the breeze with the ladies
Look at that around the way girl
Yeah, I see her
(whistle) More crack than a drug dealer
A kid sits by me with a gang of afro sheen on
I'm not Joe Clark and I would hate for him to lean on
My shoulder and try to hold a conversation
'Cause I don't have the patience
When oh when is the bus gonna reach its destination
Question over space and time
Wastin' time
Word up, I can't take this line of nitwits
I'm about to have a fit quick
'Cause this trip here is making me car sick
Check out the brother with the loaded .38
Braggin' to his buddies about the money that he makes
Sellin' crack viles like pancakes
To baseheads just like the one
That's sittin by the window starvin' for a fix
He spent his last 80 cents on fare
He raises up and lets me get in his chair
Then I sit and take a snooze
But I still lose
'Cause I cruise right past my stop
Had to get off and walk 15 blocks. . .