Put on the dresses and high heeled shoes Put on the makeup, put on the rouge Look in the mirror, what do I see Goddamn woman will you marry me? Transvestite Blues yeah, Transvestite Blues, what gonna do? (2x) In my room putting on my gear, I don't care if you ain't got People laugh people stare, Better watch out, I'll kick you down the stairs, Transvestite Blues, what gonna do? (x3) I haven't got much money, I go to bed late at night, I ain't lookin' for trouble, Is there women in sight? Transvestite Blues, woo, Transvestite Blues, yeah, Transvestite Blues, what gonna do? They call me the phantom of the light, When I walk down the street, They all laughing, SICKO! Transvestite Blues, what gonna do? (x3) Saturday night, I got to look good, Put on my latest gear, Put on my little red number Ain't got nothing to fear, Put on the makeup, put on the rouge, Put on the lipstick, high heeled shoes, Look in the mirror, what do I see, Goddamn women, would you let a guy see Transvestite Blues,what gonna do? (x5)
