Do you mind telling me what is on your head
Who is that
said George
Where are you?
Right behind you
said the voice
Look here
George looked and saw two eyes
Who are you
he asked the eyes
Are you a ghost
Huh, yes
The eyes replied
But I will have you call me Fred
I still want to know what is on your head
Oh, that
Said George
I'd forgotten about that
It is my hat I used when I was playing astronaut
Please take it off
Said Fred
It makes your voice sound off
So George took off the hat
Is that better
He asked
Much, much, much better
Fred replied
You have a nice voice
If you give it a chance
Maybe you'll get your choice
Thank you
Said George
Nobody ever told me that before
What brings you hear
Asked Fred
This is no place for a boy alone
Oh, but yes it is
Said George
What about you
Why are you here
It's a long story
Fred replied
Why don't you take off your pants and I'll tell you
But be brief with your briefs
I'm here to guard some treasure
Treasure
Where is that
Where you least expect it
The end
