Sir can I get you some more coffee Ma'am would you like some more tea Let's smile through this understanding That you temporarily own me And I really care if your coffee is cold And I don't really care if your salad looks old, yeah
You strike up boring conversation About your wife and kids at home And you keep making up excuses For why you're eating out alone But I don't really care if your dog has fleas Just remember if you need something to say please
You snap your fingers as I walk by You say you really need your check And you don't care if I am busy Cause you've got a plane to catch But I don't really care if you're running late Cause you're not going anywhere 'til you clean off that plate
So you don't really care And I don't really care (and I really didn't but you tipped me anyway thanks) And we don't really care
