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Dr. Hook - Sharing The Night Together
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Dr. Hook - Sexy Eyes
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Dr. Hook - When You're in Love With a Beautiful Woman
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Dr. Hook - A Little Bit More
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Dr. Hook - Cover Of The Rolling Stone
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Dr. Hook - I Need the High
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Dr. Hook - Only Sixteen
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Dr. Hook - What a Way to Go
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Dr. Hook - You Make My Pants Want to Get up and Dance
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Dr. Hook - 99 and Me
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Dr. Hook - A Couple More Years
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Dr. Hook - Acapulco Goldie
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Dr. Hook - All The Time In The World
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Dr. Hook - Angela's Eyes
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Dr. Hook - Animal Instinct
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Dr. Hook - Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk
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Dr. Hook - Bad Eye Bill
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Dr. Hook - Before the Tears
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Dr. Hook - Better Love Next Time
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Dr. Hook - Beware Of Lovers
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Dr. Hook - Blown Away
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Dr. Hook - Boy Talk
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Dr. Hook - Bubblin' Up
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Dr. Hook - Carry Me, Carrie
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Dr. Hook - Clyde
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Dr. Hook - Cooky and Lila
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Dr. Hook - Crazy Rosie
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Dr. Hook - Devil's Daughter
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Dr. Hook - Do Downs
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Dr. Hook - Do You Right Tonight
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Dr. Hook - Doin' It
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Dr. Hook - Dooley Jones
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Dr. Hook - Drinking Wine Alone
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Dr. Hook - Everybody Loves Me
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Dr. Hook - Feels Good
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Dr. Hook - Fire In The Night
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Dr. Hook - Girls Can Get It
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Dr. Hook - Got That Feeling
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Dr. Hook - Hearts Like Yours And Mine
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Dr. Hook - Help Me Mama
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Dr. Hook - Hold Me Like You Never Had Me
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Dr. Hook - I Can't Say No To Her
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Dr. Hook - I Couldn't Believe
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Dr. Hook - I Don't Feel Much Like Smilin'
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Dr. Hook - I Don't Want to Be Alone Tonight
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Dr. Hook - I Gave Her Comfort
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Dr. Hook - I Got Stoned and I Missed It
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Dr. Hook - I Wanna Make the Women Tremble
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Dr. Hook - I'll Kill You
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Dr. Hook - I'll Put Angels Around You
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Dr. Hook - I'm a Lamb
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Dr. Hook - If Not You
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Dr. Hook - In Over My Head
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Dr. Hook - Jungle to the Zoo
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Dr. Hook - Knowing She's There
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Dr. Hook - Lady Sundown
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Dr. Hook - Last Morning
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Dr. Hook - Let Me Be Your Lover
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Dr. Hook - Let Me Drink From Your Well
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Dr. Hook - Let the Loose End Drag
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Dr. Hook - Levitate
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Dr. Hook - Love Monster
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Dr. Hook - Loveline
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Dr. Hook - Lucky Night
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Dr. Hook - Making Love and Music
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Dr. Hook - More Like the Movies
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Dr. Hook - Mountain Mary
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Dr. Hook - Oh! Jesse
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Dr. Hook - On the Way to the Bottom
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Dr. Hook - Pity The Fool
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Dr. Hook - Queen of the Silver Dollar
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Dr. Hook - Rings
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Dr. Hook - Rings Of Grass
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Dr. Hook - S.O.S. for Love
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Dr. Hook - Sexy Energy
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Dr. Hook - Sleeping Late
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Dr. Hook - Storms Never Last
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Dr. Hook - Strings
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Dr. Hook - Sweetest of All
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Dr. Hook - Sylvia's Mother
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Dr. Hook - That Didn't Hurt Too Bad
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Dr. Hook - The Millionaire
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Dr. Hook - The Radio
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Dr. Hook - The Ugliest Man In Town
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Dr. Hook - Up on the Mountain
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Dr. Hook - Walk Right In
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Dr. Hook - What About You
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Dr. Hook - What Do You Want
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Dr. Hook - Who Dat?
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Dr. Hook - Wups
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Dr. Hook - You've Heard It All Before
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Dr. Hook - (One More Year Of) Daddy's Little Girl
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Dr. Hook - Ballad of Lucy Jordan
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Dr. Hook - Body Talking
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Dr. Hook - Bread Upon The Water
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Dr. Hook - Chained To Your Memory
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Dr. Hook - Come on In
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Dr. Hook - Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me
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Dr. Hook - Four Years Older Than Me
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Dr. Hook - Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball
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Dr. Hook - Get My Rocks Off
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Dr. Hook - Happy Ever After Love
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Dr. Hook - Here Come The Blues Again
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Dr. Hook - Hey, Lady Godiva
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Dr. Hook - I Call That True Love
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Dr. Hook - I Can't Touch the Sun
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Dr. Hook - I Need To Fall In Love Again
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Dr. Hook - I Never Got To Know Her
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Dr. Hook - I've Been Him
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Dr. Hook - If I'd Only Come and Gone
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Dr. Hook - Judy
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Dr. Hook - Kiss It Away
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Dr. Hook - Lay Too Low Too Long
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Dr. Hook - Life Ain't Easy
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Dr. Hook - Lonely Man
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Dr. Hook - Looking for Pussy
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Dr. Hook - Love Ain't The Question (Love Ain't The Answer)
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Dr. Hook - Love You Now
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Dr. Hook - Makin' It Natural
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Dr. Hook - Mama, I'll Sing One Song for You
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Dr. Hook - Marie Lavaux
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Dr. Hook - Maybe I Could Use That In A Song
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Dr. Hook - Michaelangelo
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Dr. Hook - Monterey Jack
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Dr. Hook - Natalie
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Dr. Hook - Penicillin Penny
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Dr. Hook - Pleasure And Pain
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Dr. Hook - Put a Little Bit on Me
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Dr. Hook - Red-Winged Blackbird
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Dr. Hook - Roland the Roadie and Gertrude
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Dr. Hook - Sex Drive
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Dr. Hook - Sing Me a Rainbow
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Dr. Hook - Spirit In The Sky
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Dr. Hook - Stagolee
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Dr. Hook - Stayin' Song
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Dr. Hook - Stuck On The Wrong Side Of Love
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Dr. Hook - That Plane
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Dr. Hook - The Ballad Of...
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Dr. Hook - The Last Of A Dying Breed
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Dr. Hook - The One I'm Holding Now
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Dr. Hook - The Shadow Knows
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Dr. Hook - The Wild Colonial Boy
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Dr. Hook - The Wonderful Soup Stone
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Dr. Hook - There's A Light
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Dr. Hook - Things I Didn't Say
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Dr. Hook - Turn on the World
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Dr. Hook - Walking My Cat Named Dog
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Dr. Hook - Walls And Doors
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Dr. Hook - When Lilly Was Queen
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Dr. Hook - When She Cries
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Dr. Hook - When You're Eighteen
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Dr. Hook - Who The Fuck Is Alice
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Dr. Hook - Years from Now On
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Dr. Hook - You Ain't Got the Right
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Dr. Hook - You Can't Take It With You
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Dr. Hook - Yours And Mine
Michaelangelo
Dr. Hook
Was giving a one man show
He had statues with such feeling
He had his Cistine Chapel ceiling
People came from Cocamo
Just to see this one man show
They say we can't believe what we've seen
Tell us Michael what does all this mean?
And he says that's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
And I don't get no pussy at all
William Shakespeare was working at home
Finishing up a brand new poem
And a book of sonnets he wanted to write
And three plays he had to finish that night
He said I'll call this one Hamlet and this one Macbeth
And this one Othello and I'll take a short breath
That's when Francis Bacon appears
And says tell me man where d'ya get all them ideas?
And he says that's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
That's what I do when I can't get no pussy
And I don't get no pussy at all
You all remember Atilla The Hun
Don't think he thought that war was fun
But whether the battle was lost or won
He'd just look out at the bodies that were rotting in the sun
And say It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy
It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy
It's just what I do when I can't get no pussy
And I don't get no pussy at all
[Thank-you
For what?
For nothin'
hahahaha]