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Dr. Hook - Sharing The Night Together
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Dr. Hook - Sexy Eyes
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Dr. Hook - Lucky Night
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Dr. Hook - Only Sixteen
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Dr. Hook - S.O.S. for Love
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Dr. Hook - When You're in Love With a Beautiful Woman
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Dr. Hook - A Little Bit More
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Dr. Hook - All The Time In The World
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Dr. Hook - Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk
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Dr. Hook - Better Love Next Time
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Dr. Hook - I Couldn't Believe
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Dr. Hook - Sylvia's Mother
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Dr. Hook - A Couple More Years
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Dr. Hook - Cover Of The Rolling Stone
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Dr. Hook - Crazy Rosie
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Dr. Hook - Acapulco Goldie
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Dr. Hook - Help Me Mama
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Dr. Hook - I Got Stoned and I Missed It
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Dr. Hook - I'll Kill You
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Dr. Hook - I'll Put Angels Around You
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Dr. Hook - If Not You
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Dr. Hook - Lay Too Low Too Long
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Dr. Hook - Love Monster
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Dr. Hook - Natalie
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Dr. Hook - Spirit In The Sky
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Dr. Hook - The Shadow Knows
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Dr. Hook - When She Cries
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Dr. Hook - (One More Year Of) Daddy's Little Girl
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Dr. Hook - 99 and Me
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Dr. Hook - Angela's Eyes
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Dr. Hook - Animal Instinct
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Dr. Hook - Bad Eye Bill
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Dr. Hook - Ballad of Lucy Jordan
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Dr. Hook - Before the Tears
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Dr. Hook - Beware Of Lovers
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Dr. Hook - Blown Away
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Dr. Hook - Body Talking
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Dr. Hook - Boy Talk
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Dr. Hook - Bread Upon The Water
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Dr. Hook - Bubblin' Up
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Dr. Hook - Carry Me, Carrie
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Dr. Hook - Chained To Your Memory
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Dr. Hook - Clyde
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Dr. Hook - Come on In
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Dr. Hook - Cooky and Lila
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Dr. Hook - Devil's Daughter
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Dr. Hook - Do Downs
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Dr. Hook - Do You Right Tonight
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Dr. Hook - Doin' It
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Dr. Hook - Dooley Jones
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Dr. Hook - Drinking Wine Alone
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Dr. Hook - Everybody Loves Me
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Dr. Hook - Everybody's Makin' It Big But Me
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Dr. Hook - Feels Good
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Dr. Hook - Fire In The Night
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Dr. Hook - Four Years Older Than Me
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Dr. Hook - Freakin' at the Freaker's Ball
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Dr. Hook - Get My Rocks Off
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Dr. Hook - Girls Can Get It
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Dr. Hook - Got That Feeling
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Dr. Hook - Happy Ever After Love
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Dr. Hook - Hearts Like Yours And Mine
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Dr. Hook - Here Come The Blues Again
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Dr. Hook - Hey, Lady Godiva
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Dr. Hook - Hold Me Like You Never Had Me
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Dr. Hook - I Call That True Love
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Dr. Hook - I Can't Say No To Her
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Dr. Hook - I Can't Touch the Sun
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Dr. Hook - I Don't Feel Much Like Smilin'
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Dr. Hook - I Don't Want to Be Alone Tonight
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Dr. Hook - I Gave Her Comfort
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Dr. Hook - I Need the High
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Dr. Hook - I Need To Fall In Love Again
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Dr. Hook - I Never Got To Know Her
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Dr. Hook - I Wanna Make the Women Tremble
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Dr. Hook - I'm a Lamb
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Dr. Hook - I've Been Him
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Dr. Hook - If I'd Only Come and Gone
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Dr. Hook - In Over My Head
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Dr. Hook - Judy
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Dr. Hook - Jungle to the Zoo
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Dr. Hook - Kiss It Away
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Dr. Hook - Knowing She's There
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Dr. Hook - Lady Sundown
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Dr. Hook - Last Morning
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Dr. Hook - Let Me Be Your Lover
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Dr. Hook - Let Me Drink From Your Well
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Dr. Hook - Let the Loose End Drag
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Dr. Hook - Levitate
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Dr. Hook - Life Ain't Easy
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Dr. Hook - Lonely Man
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Dr. Hook - Looking for Pussy
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Dr. Hook - Love Ain't The Question (Love Ain't The Answer)
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Dr. Hook - Love You Now
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Dr. Hook - Loveline
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Dr. Hook - Makin' It Natural
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Dr. Hook - Making Love and Music
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Dr. Hook - Mama, I'll Sing One Song for You
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Dr. Hook - Marie Lavaux
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Dr. Hook - Maybe I Could Use That In A Song
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Dr. Hook - Michaelangelo
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Dr. Hook - Monterey Jack
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Dr. Hook - More Like the Movies
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Dr. Hook - Mountain Mary
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Dr. Hook - Oh! Jesse
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Dr. Hook - On the Way to the Bottom
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Dr. Hook - Penicillin Penny
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Dr. Hook - Pity The Fool
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Dr. Hook - Pleasure And Pain
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Dr. Hook - Put a Little Bit on Me
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Dr. Hook - Queen of the Silver Dollar
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Dr. Hook - Red-Winged Blackbird
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Dr. Hook - Rings
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Dr. Hook - Rings Of Grass
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Dr. Hook - Roland the Roadie and Gertrude
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Dr. Hook - Sex Drive
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Dr. Hook - Sexy Energy
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Dr. Hook - Sing Me a Rainbow
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Dr. Hook - Sleeping Late
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Dr. Hook - Stagolee
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Dr. Hook - Stayin' Song
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Dr. Hook - Storms Never Last
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Dr. Hook - Strings
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Dr. Hook - Stuck On The Wrong Side Of Love
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Dr. Hook - Sweetest of All
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Dr. Hook - That Didn't Hurt Too Bad
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Dr. Hook - That Plane
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Dr. Hook - The Ballad Of...
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Dr. Hook - The Last Of A Dying Breed
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Dr. Hook - The Millionaire
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Dr. Hook - The One I'm Holding Now
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Dr. Hook - The Radio
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Dr. Hook - The Ugliest Man In Town
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Dr. Hook - The Wild Colonial Boy
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Dr. Hook - The Wonderful Soup Stone
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Dr. Hook - There's A Light
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Dr. Hook - Things I Didn't Say
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Dr. Hook - Turn on the World
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Dr. Hook - Up on the Mountain
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Dr. Hook - Walk Right In
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Dr. Hook - Walking My Cat Named Dog
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Dr. Hook - Walls And Doors
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Dr. Hook - What a Way to Go
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Dr. Hook - What About You
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Dr. Hook - What Do You Want
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Dr. Hook - When Lilly Was Queen
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Dr. Hook - When You're Eighteen
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Dr. Hook - Who Dat?
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Dr. Hook - Who The Fuck Is Alice
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Dr. Hook - Wups
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Dr. Hook - Years from Now On
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Dr. Hook - You Ain't Got the Right
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Dr. Hook - You Can't Take It With You
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Dr. Hook - You Make My Pants Want to Get up and Dance
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Dr. Hook - You've Heard It All Before
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Dr. Hook - Yours And Mine
The Ugliest Man In Town
Dr. Hook
Other guys get 'em 'cos they're clever and witty
But the only love I ever get, I get out of pity
'Cos I'm the ugliest man in town
I drive down the road in a Rolls Royce car
Use hundred dollar bills when I light my cigar
But still you know, that won't get you very far
When you're the ugliest man in town
There was a note on the doorstep where I was found
It said this sweet child weighs eleven pounds
So bring him up healthy and wealthy and stout
Keep his back to the light, don't let it turn around
Yeah all you women you're heartless and cold
All you want is my silver and gold
And don't you know that there's a beautiful soul
Inside the ugliest man in town
[Boy do I got plans for us]
Yeah I'm so ugly I shave in the dark
Kids start to cry when I walk through the park
Clocks stop ticking and dogs start to bark
Whenever I come around
Yeah I walk down the street and the girls all hiss me
If I die tomorrow not one of them would miss me
Only reason they ball me is they can't stand to kiss me
I'm the ugliest man in town
Yeah I'm the ugliest man in town
[You know a guy as ugly as you man could use a manager.
You know what I mean? Just sign this small piece of paper
here man. You can give me a couple of bucks a week, a couple
of free meals man. I'll take you all over the world. We'll
go to Japan baby, they'll love you over there baby.
They'll make another monster movie with you hahahaha]