It's an egg hunt for dates On new roller-skates While grooms and their brides Take horse-drawn rides Unless you've seen it You cannot believe it It's so, so bizarre
Boys gone bad With their absentee dads Who live with their pets 'Cause they're hedgin' their bets Unless you're seen it You cannot believe it It's so, so bizarre
How can it be, that it's only me How can it be, that it's only me
It's a well-known song And he's singin' it wrong But the crowd's on the bong So they all clap along Unless you've seen it You cannot believe it It's so , so bizarre
It's a summertime vibe And the park is alive And the actors arrive to be led on their lines Unless you're seen it You cannot believe it It's so, so bizarre
How can it be, that it's only me How can it be, that it's only me That sees the strange The strange, the strange
