Two tears in a bucket
Adult friends, adults friends
Chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug
The world is what it is
Oh, I kiss you nobody sees it
Oh, we hold hands nobody knows about it
Oh, you kiss me we just sit there
Overly experienced
Adult friends, adult friends
You've reduced your breasts to a more tasteful size D
When I touch them it is like a lobster crawling under my arm
Oh, I kiss you nobody can see it
Oh, I pinch your nobody knows about it
Oh, you fondle but we just sit there
With no tomorrows
Adult friends, adult friends
