Tracy's Slumber Party

Hooey dooey, that math test sure was a doozy! I'm pooped!
Say, whatchu' up to on the weekend, Cyn? You gonna go to Tracey's slumber party?
Sure am! I wouldn't miss it for the world! I've even bought a brand new pair of pj's just especially!
Hey, do you reckon her older brother will be there? I think he's totally hot!
I guess we can only dream
But I do know one thing for sure and certain!
What's that Synthi?
It's gonna be a crazy night!

Gee, I'm so super excited about Tracey's slumber party
I really hope we can chug some good quality acid
Me three!
I can't wait to transact fractals in her bedroom
She's got the coolest magic eye posters!
Hey, do you think the shining unicorn of hope will be there?
I don't know, but I know her older brother will be
And that's almost as good!

School is over and I'm ready to hang
I'm headin' to Tracy's to see my gang
We'll play spin the bottle, though there's no boys
So we'll just pash each other and some lucky toys
Ice cream and popcorn and pillow fights
It's gonna be a night of nights
There's a play TV and a swimming pool
And I've heard her mom is really cool

Her brother is hot and he has cool friends
I'm gonna have to trim those ugly split ends
I wanna look cute with a bitchin' rack

I'll practice what I say so I don't sound whack at

Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time

I get to Tracy's and everyone's there
Gee, I hope we get time to braid our hair
I'm just so excited that I could bust!
I really hope I don't fall asleep first

Go upstairs and look in her room
She's got a bunch of movies and a castle of food
We turn off the lights and snuggle up tight
Looking at each other this feels so right
We find her dad's liquor and steal the lot
We fill the empty bottles with piss and snot
We all take turns smelling the gin
But Lucy has too much and vomits in the bin

I sneak into her brother's room
And try to seduce him with my hot young poon
I jump on his bed and suck his cock
We have bangin' sex and he cums in a sock

There's a noise at the window, it's the boy next door
I'm pretty drunk so I think he's gonna score
I skull a drink and I climb outside

I fuck him in the gutter with my legs spread wide at

Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time

Eat lots of lollies and get real sick
Then we staple Tracy's face as a funny trick
When Suzy goes to sleep we cut up her hair
We laugh as we tear up her underwear
We take lots of snaps of her butt-naked ass
On Monday we'll show them to the whole class
She used to be my friend but now she's a jerk!
'Cause she stopped letting me copy her homework

Stupid dumb slut thought it was her lucky day
But now we all know that she's totally gay
So we pull her hair lots and make her cry

Stupid slut Suzy, tonight you die at

Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time

Yeah, at Tracy's slumber party
You can have a bitchin' time, aw yeah!
At Tracy's slumber party, yeah!
At Tracy's!
Tracy's!
Tracy's slumber party, have a bitchin' time!