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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Ray Gelato - Buona Sera
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Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
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Tito Rodriguez - Por Eso No Debes
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Eddie Palmieri - Oyelo Que Te Conviene
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Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón
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Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Cheo Feliciano - Anacaona
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
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Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
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Forest El Rey Del Mambo - Dame La Última
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Sonny Moore - For You
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Tito Puente - Mambo Gozón
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Benny Moré - Bonito y Sabroso
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Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Juan Diego Florez - J'Ai Perdu Mon Eurydice
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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Shaft - Mucho Mambo
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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Edmundo Ros - Girl from Ipanema
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Il Nene de Oro - Real Trap
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Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Pérez Prado - Patricia
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Pérez Prado - Mambo del Politecnico
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Benny Moré - Como Fue
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
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Los Wawanco - La Paloma
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Dean Martin - Thats Amore
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Lou Bega - Mambo Mambo
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Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
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Rosemary Clooney - Sisters
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Rosemary Clooney - Come On-A My House
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Edmundo Ros - Manchester England
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Edmundo Ros - The Wedding Samba
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Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
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Peggy Lee - That's My Style
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Cheo Feliciano - Amada Mía
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Los Wawanco - Lucerito
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Dean Martin - Sway
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Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
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Lou Bega - 1+1=2
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Eddie Santiago - Cada Vez, Otra Vez
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
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Perry Como - And I Love You So
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Dean Martin - Ain't That a Kick In The Head?
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Perry Como - Please Believe Me
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Peggy Lee - Hey Big Spender
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Dean Martin - My Rifle, My Pony and Me
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
