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Eddie Palmieri - Azúcar
- 2
Peggy Lee - Fever
- 3
Rosemary Clooney - Sway
- 4
Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
- 5
Los Wawanco - El Pescador
- 6
Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
- 7
Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
- 8
Il Nene de Oro - SECRETO
- 9
Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va
- 10
Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
- 13
Omara Portuondo - Amor de Mis Amores
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
- 15
Sonny Moore - Mora
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Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
- 17
La Deskarga - Secreto (part. Maxi Alvarez)
- 18
Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
- 19
De Phazz - Jazz Music
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Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón
- 21
Yma Sumac - Gopher Mambo
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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
- 23
Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
- 24
Arturo Sandoval - Everyday I Think Of You
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Edmundo Ros - Tzena, Tzena, Tzena
- 26
Perry Como - And I Love You So
- 27
Lou Bega - Mambo Mambo
- 28
Benny Moré - Bonito y Sabroso
- 29
Omara Portuondo - La Sitiera
- 30
Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
- 31
Bobby Valentin - Al Terminar La Jornada
- 32
Bobby Valentin - Aqui No Me Quedo
- 33
Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
- 34
Eddie Santiago - Cada Vez, Otra Vez
- 35
Dean Martin - Thats Amore
- 36
Peggy Lee - It's a good day
- 37
Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
- 38
Rosemary Clooney - Come Rain Or Come Shine
- 39
Cheo Feliciano - Anacaona
- 40
Cheo Feliciano - Luna Azul
- 41
Los Wawanco - Se Va El Caiman
- 42
Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
- 43
Perry Como - Magic Moments
- 44
Lou Bega - Sweet Like Cola
- 45
Benny Moré - Como Fue
- 46
Dean Martin - Sway
- 47
Peggy Lee - He's a Tramp
- 48
Rosemary Clooney - P.S. I Love You
- 49
Dean Martin - My Rifle, My Pony and Me
- 50
Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is?
- 51
Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
- 52
Perry Como - It's A Good Day
- 53
Lou Bega - 1+1=2
- 54
Lou Bega - You Wanna Be Americano
- 55
Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
