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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
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Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
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Edmundo Ros - Manchester England
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Sonny Moore - Lustbug
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va
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Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
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Eddie Palmieri - Vámonos Pa'l Monte
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Ray Barretto - El Diablo
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
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Yma Sumac - Malambo no. 1
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
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Africando - Colombia Mi Corazón
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
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Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Enrolando o Rock
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De Phazz - Something Special
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
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Los Wawanco - La Paloma
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Benny Moré - Bonito y Sabroso
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Benny Moré - Como Fue
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Edmundo Ros - Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
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Sonny Moore - Cusp
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Sonny Moore - Mora
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Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
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Dean Martin - Thats Amore
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Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
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Eddie Santiago - Tu Me Quemas
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Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
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Lou Bega - Mambo Mambo
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Cheo Feliciano - Anacaona
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Cheo Feliciano - Como Un Tatuaje
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Rosemary Clooney - Baby Mine
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Rosemary Clooney - Always Together
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Perry Como - And I Love You So
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Perry Como - Sunrise, Sunset
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Los Wawanco - Atrevete a Mirarme de Frente
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Edmundo Ros - Blue Tango
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Dean Martin - Sway
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Dean Martin - Ain't That a Kick In The Head?
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Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
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Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is?
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Lou Bega - 1+1=2
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Peggy Lee - That's My Style
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Perry Como - It's Impossible
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
