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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Omara Portuondo - Amor de Mis Amores
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Edmundo Ros - Dolores
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
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Il Nene de Oro - RICH NENE
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Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón
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Dean Martin - Thats Amore
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Los Wawanco - He Nacido Para Amarte
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
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Arturo Sandoval - Everyday I Think Of You
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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Tito Rodriguez - Llévatela
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Africando - Colombia Mi Corazón
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Ray Gelato - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va
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De Phazz - Belle De Jour
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Yma Sumac - Gopher Mambo
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Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
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Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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Cheo Feliciano - Me Fascina Esa Mujer
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Sonny Moore - Cusp
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Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
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Lou Bega - Mambo Mambo
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Peggy Lee - That's My Style
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Omara Portuondo - La Sitiera
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Omara Portuondo - Tal Vez
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Los Wawanco - Don Goyo
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Los Wawanco - El Cafetero
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Benny Moré - Como Fue
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Tito Puente - Son de La Loma
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Perry Como - And I Love You So
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
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Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
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Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Cheo Feliciano - Luna Azul
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Dean Martin - Mambo Italiano
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Dean Martin - Sway
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Benny Moré - Preferi Perderte
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Tito Puente - A Quién Quiero Mentirle
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Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
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Eddie Santiago - Cada Vez, Otra Vez
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Rosemary Clooney - Mountain Greenery
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Lou Bega - Baby Keep Smilin'
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Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
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Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is?
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Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
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Perry Como - It's Impossible
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Lou Bega - Beauty On The Tv-Screen
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
