- 1
Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
- 2
Omara Portuondo - Killing Me Softly
- 3
Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
- 4
Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
- 5
Eddie Palmieri - Azúcar
- 6
Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano
- 7
Los Wawanco - El Galeon Español
- 8
Edmundo Ros - Manchester England
- 9
Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
- 10
Yma Sumac - Gopher Mambo
- 11
De Phazz - Mambo Craze
- 12
Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va
- 13
Ray Barretto - Indestructible
- 14
Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
- 15
Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
- 16
Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
- 17
Il Nene de Oro - SECRETO
- 18
Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
- 19
Pérez Prado - Patricia
- 20
Sonny Moore - Equinox
- 21
Xavier Cugat - Brazil
- 22
Arturo Sandoval - Everyday I Think Of You
- 23
Perry Como - Magic Moments
- 24
Peggy Lee - Fever
- 25
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
- 26
Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
- 27
Benny Moré - Como Fue
- 28
Il Nene de Oro - Donde Estabas Tu
- 29
Juan Diego Florez - Bello Durmiente
- 30
Juan Diego Florez - Cucurrucucú Paloma
- 31
Perry Como - And I Love You So
- 32
Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
- 33
Peggy Lee - You Deserve
- 34
Lou Bega - Sweet Like Cola
- 35
Lou Bega - Dance Like an African
- 36
Cheo Feliciano - Amada Mía
- 37
Rosemary Clooney - Anyone For Love
- 38
Rosemary Clooney - Count Your Blessings (Instead Of Sheep)
- 39
Los Wawanco - El Orangutan
- 40
Dean Martin - Thats Amore
- 41
Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
- 42
Dean Martin - Memory Lane
- 43
Dean Martin - Sway
- 44
Eddie Santiago - De Profesión, Tu Amante
- 45
Benny Moré - Camarera Del Amor
- 46
Il Nene de Oro - HACERME RICO
- 47
Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
- 48
Peggy Lee - It's a good day
- 49
Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
- 50
Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
- 51
Cheo Feliciano - Asi Soy
- 52
Los Wawanco - La Caña Dulce
- 53
Perry Como - It's Impossible
- 54
Peggy Lee - That's My Style
- 55
Lou Bega - Baby Keep Smilin'
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
