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De Phazz - Something Special
- 2
Sonny Moore - Cusp
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Shaft - Mucho Mambo
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Pérez Prado - Mambo del Politecnico
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
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Omara Portuondo - Killing Me Softly
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Neurastênico
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Arturo Sandoval - Oblivion (How To Say Goodbye)
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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va
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Giuliano Yankees - Salgo En El Meche (part. Gio Valentinno)
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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Ray Barretto - Indestructible
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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Yma Sumac - Gopher Mambo
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Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
- 23
Fania All-Stars - Quítate Tú
- 24
Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
- 25
Los Wawanco - La Banda Esta Borracha
- 26
Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
- 27
Eddie Santiago - Hasta Aquí Te Fui Fiel
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Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
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Los Wawanco - La Arañita de Martita
- 30
Cheo Feliciano - Me Fascina Esa Mujer
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Cheo Feliciano - Como Un Tatuaje
- 32
Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No. 5
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Pérez Prado - Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White
- 35
De Phazz - You Stayed
- 36
Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
- 37
Perry Como - And I Love You So
- 38
Peggy Lee - Johnny Guitar
- 39
Peggy Lee - It's a good day
- 40
Benny Moré - Como Fue
- 41
Benny Moré - Fiebre de Ti
- 42
Omara Portuondo - Amor de Mis Amores
- 43
Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
- 44
Dean Martin - Thats Amore
- 45
Lou Bega - Dance Like an African
- 46
De Phazz - Jazz Music
- 47
Perry Como - It's Impossible
- 48
Perry Como - Papa Loves Mambo
- 49
Peggy Lee - That's My Style
- 50
Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is?
- 51
Dean Martin - Mambo Italiano
- 52
Dean Martin - Sway
- 53
Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
- 54
Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
- 55
Lou Bega - Just A Gigolo
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
