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Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
- 2
Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
- 3
Omara Portuondo - Amor de Mis Amores
- 4
Juan Diego Florez - Granada
- 5
Edmundo Ros - Hair
- 6
Eddie Palmieri - Vámonos Pa'l Monte
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
- 8
Peggy Lee - Fever
- 9
Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Il Nene de Oro - Fetty
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Tito Rodriguez - Condenado a La Distancia
- 13
Sonny Moore - Equinox
- 14
Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
- 15
Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Yma Sumac - El Condor Pasa
- 19
Cachao López - Cógele El Golpe
- 20
De Phazz - Wait
- 21
Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
- 23
Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
- 24
Arturo Sandoval - Everyday I Think Of You
- 25
Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
- 27
Benny Moré - Como Fue
- 28
Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
- 29
Omara Portuondo - Tal Vez
- 30
Dean Martin - Memory Lane
- 31
Dean Martin - Thats Amore
- 32
Peggy Lee - You Deserve
- 33
Peggy Lee - It's a good day
- 34
Rosemary Clooney - Hey There
- 35
Rosemary Clooney - Sway
- 36
Cheo Feliciano - Conversasión En Tiempo de Bolero
- 37
Cheo Feliciano - Sobre Una Tumba Humilde
- 38
Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
- 39
Bobby Valentin - Part Time Lover (Amor a Medio Tiempo)
- 40
Bobby Valentin - Dame La Oportunidad
- 41
Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
- 42
Pérez Prado - Guantanamera
- 43
Eddie Santiago - Tu Me Haces Falta
- 44
Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
- 45
Lou Bega - Dance Like an African
- 46
Pérez Prado - Sway (Quien Sera)
- 47
Perry Como - And I Love You So
- 48
Benny Moré - Fiebre de Ti
- 49
Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
- 50
Peggy Lee - That's My Style
- 51
Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is?
- 52
Lou Bega - Mambo Mambo
- 53
Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
- 54
Dean Martin - Sway
- 55
Perry Como - It's Impossible
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
