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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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Arturo Sandoval - Everyday I Think Of You
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Perry Como - It's Impossible
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Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
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Il Nene de Oro - RICH NENE
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Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Enrolando o Rock
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Yma Sumac - Malambo no. 1
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Estradasphere - A Very Intense Battle
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Los Wawanco - La Banda Esta Borracha
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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
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Tito Puente - Mambo Gozón
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Sonny Moore - Mora
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Dean Martin - Thats Amore
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
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Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
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De Phazz - Désert D'Amour
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Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón
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Eddie Palmieri - Azúcar
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
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Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
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Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
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Eddie Santiago - Tu Me Haces Falta
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Benny Moré - Como Fue
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Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
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Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
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Cheo Feliciano - Cuando Estoy Contigo
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Cheo Feliciano - Amada Mía
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Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
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Los Wawanco - Maria Cristina Me Quiere Gobernar
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Rosemary Clooney - Sisters
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Pérez Prado - Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White
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Pérez Prado - El Pachuco Bailarín
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Omara Portuondo - Killing Me Softly
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Omara Portuondo - Mucho Corazón
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Lou Bega - Scatman & Hatman
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Lou Bega - Sweet Like Cola
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Rosemary Clooney - Half As Much
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Dean Martin - Sway
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Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
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Peggy Lee - I'm A Woman
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Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
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Perry Como - And I Love You So
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Benny Moré - Camarera Del Amor
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Dean Martin - Mambo Italiano
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
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Peggy Lee - Is That All There Is?
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
