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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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De Phazz - Looks
- 3
Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
- 5
Pérez Prado - Sway (Quien Sera)
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Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón
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Tito Puente - Son de La Loma
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Mongo Santamaria - Me And You Baby
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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
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Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
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Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
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Sonny Moore - Mora
- 14
Yma Sumac - Malambo no. 1
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Eddie Palmieri - La Malanga
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La Deskarga - Papelito
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Fania All-Stars - Quítate Tú
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Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
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Tito Rodriguez - Llévatela
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Rosemary Clooney - Hey There
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Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
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Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
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Omara Portuondo - Amor de Mis Amores
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
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Benny Moré - Bonito y Sabroso
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
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Peggy Lee - I'm A Woman
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Rosemary Clooney - White Christmas
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Rosemary Clooney - Don't Wait Till The Night Before Christmas
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Los Wawanco - La Paloma
- 37
Bobby Valentin - Part Time Lover (Amor a Medio Tiempo)
- 38
Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
- 39
Pérez Prado - Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White
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Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
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Perry Como - And I Love You So
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Eddie Santiago - Tu Me Haces Falta
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Omara Portuondo - Adiós Felicidad
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Dean Martin - Thats Amore
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Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
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Benny Moré - Como Fue
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Peggy Lee - You Deserve
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Los Wawanco - Maria Cristina Me Quiere Gobernar
- 50
Bobby Valentin - Al Terminar La Jornada
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Perry Como - Catch a Falling Star
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Dean Martin - Sway
- 53
Lou Bega - Mambo Mambo
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Dean Martin - Memory Lane
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Lou Bega - 1+1=2
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
