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Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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Benny Moré - Como Fue
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Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
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Omara Portuondo - La Sitiera
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Il Nene de Oro - SECRETO
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Juan Diego Florez - Ah! Mes Amis
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Xavier Cugat - Made For Each Other
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Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Edmundo Ros - Blue Tango
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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Sonny Moore - Equinox
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Ray Barretto - Indestructible
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Africando - Aisha, Aisha
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Dean Martin - Thats Amore
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Pérez Prado - Guantanamera
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Eddie Palmieri - Oyelo Que Te Conviene
- 22
Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va
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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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De Phazz - Jazz Music
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Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Neurastênico
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Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
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Cheo Feliciano - Amada Mía
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Cheo Feliciano - Me Fascina Esa Mujer
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Lou Bega - Dance Like an African
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Peggy Lee - You Deserve
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
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Pérez Prado - Sway (Quien Sera)
- 35
Perry Como - And I Love You So
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Rosemary Clooney - Botch‐A‐Me (Ba‐Ba‐Baciami Piccina)
- 37
Rosemary Clooney - Sisters
- 38
Benny Moré - Bonito y Sabroso
- 39
Los Wawanco - Cumbia Morena
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Los Wawanco - El Pescador
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Omara Portuondo - Amor de Mis Amores
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Perry Como - It's Impossible
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Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
- 45
Omara Portuondo - Veinte Años
- 46
Eddie Santiago - Tu Me Haces Falta
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Dean Martin - Sway
- 48
Dean Martin - Rain
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Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
- 50
Lou Bega - Behind The Stage
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
- 52
Dean Martin - Mambo Italiano
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Lou Bega - Baby Keep Smilin'
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Peggy Lee - That's My Style
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
