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Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man
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Juan Diego Florez - Cucurrucucú Paloma
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Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody
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Rosemary Clooney - It Just Happened to Happen to Me
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Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres
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Sonny Moore - Mora
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Ray Barretto - Indestructible
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La Deskarga - Papelito
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Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad
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Eddie Palmieri - Revolt / La Libertad Lógico
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Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja
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Il Nene de Oro - Bendecido
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Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va
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Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Neurastênico
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Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)
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Perry Como - Magic Moments
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Cheo Feliciano - Anacaona
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Omara Portuondo - La Sitiera
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Arturo Sandoval - Everyday I Think Of You
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Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón
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Peggy Lee - Fever
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Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti
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Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz
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Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5
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Yma Sumac - Malambo no. 1
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Peggy Lee - You Deserve
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Eddie Santiago - Lluvia
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Eddie Santiago - Antidoto Y Veneno
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Benny Moré - Como Fue
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Benny Moré - Fiebre de Ti
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Pérez Prado - Guantanamera
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Dean Martin - Thats Amore
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Dean Martin - Sway
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Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano
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Rosemary Clooney - Sway
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Los Wawanco - Macondo
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Los Wawanco - El Cafetero
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Sonny Moore - Equinox
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Sonny Moore - Gypsyhook
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Lou Bega - I Got a Girl
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Perry Como - It's Impossible
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Perry Como - A - You're Adorable
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Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón
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Cheo Feliciano - Delirio
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Lou Bega - Mambo Mambo
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Lou Bega - Boyfriend
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Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song
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Peggy Lee - It's a good day
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Peggy Lee - I'm A Woman
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Pérez Prado - Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White
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Dean Martin - Memory Lane
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Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5
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Perry Como - And I Love You So
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Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right
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Dean Martin - Let It Snow!
Short Dick Man
Machito Ponce
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!
