1. 1

    Machito Ponce - Short Dick Man

  2. 2

    Juan Diego Florez - Cucurrucucú Paloma

  3. 3

    Dean Martin - Everybody Loves Somebody

  4. 4

    Rosemary Clooney - It Just Happened to Happen to Me

  5. 5

    Los Wawanco - La Cosecha de Mujeres

  6. 6

    Sonny Moore - Mora

  7. 7

    Ray Barretto - Indestructible

  8. 8

    La Deskarga - Papelito

  9. 9

    Bobby Valentin - El Muñeco de La Ciudad

  10. 10

    Eddie Palmieri - Revolt / La Libertad Lógico

  11. 11

    Unaesta - La Vida Es Una Lenteja

  12. 12

    Il Nene de Oro - Bendecido

  13. 13

    Tito Puente - Oye Cómo Va

  14. 14

    Betinho e Seu Conjunto - Neurastênico

  15. 15

    Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of...)

  16. 16

    Perry Como - Magic Moments

  17. 17

    Cheo Feliciano - Anacaona

  18. 18

    Omara Portuondo - La Sitiera

  19. 19

    Arturo Sandoval - Everyday I Think Of You

  20. 20

    Xavier Cugat - Rico Vacilón

  21. 21

    Peggy Lee - Fever

  22. 22

    Eddie Santiago - Qué Locura Enamorarme de Ti

  23. 23

    Benny Moré - Conoci La Paz

  24. 24

    Pérez Prado - Mambo No 5

  25. 25

    Yma Sumac - Malambo no. 1

  26. 26

    Peggy Lee - You Deserve

  27. 27

    Eddie Santiago - Lluvia

  28. 28

    Eddie Santiago - Antidoto Y Veneno

  29. 29

    Benny Moré - Como Fue

  30. 30

    Benny Moré - Fiebre de Ti

  31. 31

    Pérez Prado - Guantanamera

  32. 32

    Dean Martin - Thats Amore

  33. 33

    Dean Martin - Sway

  34. 34

    Rosemary Clooney - Mambo Italiano

  35. 35

    Rosemary Clooney - Sway

  36. 36

    Los Wawanco - Macondo

  37. 37

    Los Wawanco - El Cafetero

  38. 38

    Sonny Moore - Equinox

  39. 39

    Sonny Moore - Gypsyhook

  40. 40

    Lou Bega - I Got a Girl

  41. 41

    Perry Como - It's Impossible

  42. 42

    Perry Como - A - You're Adorable

  43. 43

    Cheo Feliciano - El Ratón

  44. 44

    Cheo Feliciano - Delirio

  45. 45

    Lou Bega - Mambo Mambo

  46. 46

    Lou Bega - Boyfriend

  47. 47

    Perry Como - Killing Me Softly With Her Song

  48. 48

    Peggy Lee - It's a good day

  49. 49

    Peggy Lee - I'm A Woman

  50. 50

    Pérez Prado - Cherry Pink And Apple Blossom White

  51. 51

    Dean Martin - Memory Lane

  52. 52

    Lou Bega - Disney Mambo No. 5

  53. 53

    Perry Como - And I Love You So

  54. 54

    Peggy Lee - Why Don't You Do Right

  55. 55

    Dean Martin - Let It Snow!

Short Dick Man

Machito Ponce

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Machito:
oye pana, oye brother
yo no hago caso lo que hablan los rumores de mi
pues soy Bien Hombre! de nacimiento machito es mi nombre
y tu, mujer, lo que tu dices no puedo entender
que yo no soy jinete pa tu montura, echa un ojo debajo de la
cintura
y veras,
no es cuestion de talla, pues lo importante que nunca me falla
y bien tu sabes cuando entro a vestidores
soy el aplauso de todos lo sectores
pues lo que llevo, lo llevo con altura
lo que tu hablas es "chacotera" pura
hey Woman en mi condicion lo que te falta es un buen Revolcon

Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing?
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin'tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Machito: oye woman !
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las paredes!

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Machito: oye pana, oye brother
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Uh! Uh! Uh!...
Isn't that cute an extra belly button
Machito: oye woman, que tu sabes de mi?
lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: You need to put your pants back on honey

Don't don't don't don't don't don't
Don't don't don't don't don't don't (oye pana, oye Brother)
Don't don't don't don't don't don't
don't don't Don't want don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no Don't want no Don't want no (oye pana, oye
Brother)
Don't want no short dick man

Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar
Diamanda: Don't want no short dick man
Machito: Ponete a brincar ponte a brincar

Diamanda: What in the world is that fuckin' thing
Machito: lo que tu dices no puedo entender
Diamanda: gimme some fuckin' tweezers and put that little thing
away
Machito: oye woman !
Diamanda: that has got to be
the most dick that have ever seen in my whole life!
Machito: es hora de hacer temblar las Paredes!

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