A surprise return My christmas tree came back today Angry he'd been thrown away last Last december
My christmas tree knocked on my door And told me 'bout the trip he'd taken back Back from the landfill
I told him i was sorry and i didn't realize Christmas trees have feelings just like you or i So i shook his branch and i apologized And we played ping pong in the basement
My christmas tree came back today Told me he had nowhere to stay So i offered him our guest bedroom
Now our christmas tree's been here for weeks I've not the heart to ask him to leave He's the worst houseguest ever
And the moral of the story can be said like this: Christmas trees, they never wanna call it quits So before you throw your tree out Chop it up to bits and have a happy new year
