Paralysed by paperwork It took a special woman to commit But Sheena is a clever girl She paid for our equipment with her tits She tore off her t-shirt (I didn't know I wanted to - I didn't know I wanted to until I did) Dumb is the new black
One of us - the sober one Should sit her down and tell her how we feel Cos Sheena is a slogan now A comma in the common cattery He made her a mix tape (He didn't know he needed to - He didn't know he needed to until he did) Dead is the new good
Autistic autistic autistic radio Artistic licence (celebrate a bus pass) Autistic autistic autistic radio Artistic licence (melanoma shake-down)
Bring a bracket to the county fair Does anyone here have the ear of the devil? Or a piece of his hair?
This song is dedicated To the merchandise manufacturers Who made it possible With their hard work, talent, application And love of tote bags
