GRWM (eww)

So I met this guy on Facebook, which is already kind of weird
'Cause Facebook was like, definitely 10 years ago
But like, we met up, and like, it was kind of okay, and like you know
He was wearing a bit of Topman
I thought like, that's kind of fucking stupid, but you know, I gave him a chance
And then he said: Let me take you out, and he took me to Oaxaca
Like, which, like, okay, if you're not from London, like, I guess it's Mexican?
But like, if you're not from London, that's just fuckin' stupid, and like, I don't know
I guess I'm sounding like a bit of a bitch, but, you know
And then like, I looked at his face and I realized that like
He hadn't even shaved his beard properly
So half a side was good and half side was really stupid
And then like, I looked even closer, and he was a fuckin' idiot

(Why do we fall in love?)
(Why did you pretend it was
Something extraordinary?)
(Stop making a fool of me)
(Why do we fall in love?)
(Why did you pretend it was
Something extraordinary?)
(Stop making a fool of me)

So, later on in the day, I'm on this date where I'm wearing all my fancy clothes
And he's dressed in his Topman suit and some really weird shoes
I think he got off Brick Lane
He looks at me, from across the eye, and he gives me this kind of like
Little creepy eye face where I guess he's trying to flirt, but I didn't really understand it
And then he just looks at me and he goes: Do you enjoy sushi?
Do I enjoy sushi?
Like what a fucking question is that?
Like, everyone likes fucking sushi
And what does that mean?
I just feel like that means you're trying to like, go down on me, and like, lick me out
It's just a creepy question to ask on a date, you fucking-

(Keep going)
(Keep going)
(Why do we fall in love?)
(Why did you pretend it was
Something extraordinary?)
(Stop making a fool of me)
(Why do we- fall in love?)
(Why did you pretend it was
Something extraordinary?)
(Stop making a fool of me)

Uh, hello?
Who's calling?
Do I know you?
I think I saw you, like, from across the room the other day
But I'm not really sure
You got a really big nose
Sorry, no, sorry, I'm talking to myself
I'm just looking in a mirror
Um, ahaha
That was stupid
I think you got the wrong number
My name isn't Hank
My name isn't Hank
It's GFOTY
(Why do we fall in love?)
(Why did you pretend it was
Something extraordinary?)
(Stop making a fool of me)