They call him Sweet, Sweet Johnny, oh,
Sweeter than the month of May
And if Johnny, he's in town there ain't no way
The girls would go to school that day
See him and that girl dancing cheek to cheek
Oh I wish it was me, 'cos they look so sweet
And they never come round no more
Since Hollywood opened the door
Sweet, Sweet Johnny, heil, heil, Heather X4
Oh, heil, heil, Heather, oh
Salute her when she walks down the street
And if Heather happens to be on the beach
You know the boys won't be too far out of reach.
Why don't I get my Daddy's car
And knock those fuckers down 'cos they've gone too far
And they never come round no more
Since Hollywood opened the door
Sweet, Sweet Johnny, ha, ha, Heather X4
I feel so alone tonight, and there's
No-one on the telephone
You come over, yes that'll be right, and I said
What a way to spend a Saturday night, and I went
Do doot do do, do do do do X4
