- 1  Guttermouth - The Next Faux Mowheekon 
- 2  Guttermouth - What's The Big Deal? 
- 3  Guttermouth - April 29th, 1992 (Sublime Cover) 
- 4  Guttermouth - Do The Hustle 
- 5  Guttermouth - Don Camero Lost His Mind 
- 6  Guttermouth - P.C. 
- 7  Guttermouth - Perfect World 
- 8  Guttermouth - Power Up 
- 9  Guttermouth - Rise Above (BlackFlag Cover) 
- 10  Guttermouth - Sucking Dick For Beer 
- 11  Guttermouth - Toilet Stall Humor 
- 12  Guttermouth - What Then 
- 13  Guttermouth - What's Gone Wrong 
- 14  Guttermouth - 1-2-3-4 
- 15  Guttermouth - 1,2,3 Slam 
- 16  Guttermouth - A Date With Destiny 
- 17  Guttermouth - A Day at the office 
- 18  Guttermouth - A Nice Place To Visit 
- 19  Guttermouth - Abort Mission 
- 20  Guttermouth - American Made 
- 21  Guttermouth - Asshole 
- 22  Guttermouth - Bakers Dozen 
- 23  Guttermouth - BBB 
- 24  Guttermouth - Big Pink Dress 
- 25  Guttermouth - Black Enforcers 
- 26  Guttermouth - Born In The USA 
- 27  Guttermouth - Bruce Lee VS. The Kiss Army 
- 28  Guttermouth - Bullshit 
- 29  Guttermouth - Camp Fire Girl #62 
- 30  Guttermouth - Can I Borrow Some Ambition? 
- 31  Guttermouth - Can't We All Just Get Along (at The Dinner Table)? 
- 32  Guttermouth - Can't We All Just Get Along? 
- 33  Guttermouth - Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes 
- 34  Guttermouth - Carp 
- 35  Guttermouth - Casserole of life 
- 36  Guttermouth - Chaps My Hide 
- 37  Guttermouth - Chicken Box 
- 38  Guttermouth - Chug-A-Lug Night 
- 39  Guttermouth - Con Especial 
- 40  Guttermouth - Contagious 
- 41  Guttermouth - Contribution 
- 42  Guttermouth - Derek 
- 43  Guttermouth - Diamond Studded Bumble Bee 
- 44  Guttermouth - Disneyland 
- 45  Guttermouth - Encyclopedia Brown 
- 46  Guttermouth - End on 9 
- 47  Guttermouth - Flacidism 
- 48  Guttermouth - Food For Thought 
- 49  Guttermouth - Food Storage 
- 50  Guttermouth - Foot-Long 
- 51  Guttermouth - Gar-bage (gar'bij), a perfect example of uninteresting poetry 
- 52  Guttermouth - Gas Out 
- 53  Guttermouth - Generous portions 
- 54  Guttermouth - Ghost 
- 55  Guttermouth - Give Me a Gun 
- 56  Guttermouth - God, Steve McQueen 'The Work Song' 
- 57  Guttermouth - Gods Kingdom 
- 58  Guttermouth - Gold 
- 59  Guttermouth - Good Friday 
- 60  Guttermouth - Gusto 
- 61  Guttermouth - Guttermouth 
- 62  Guttermouth - Happy Loving Couples 
- 63  Guttermouth - High Balls 
- 64  Guttermouth - Hit Machine 
- 65  Guttermouth - Hopeless 
- 66  Guttermouth - Hot Dog To The Head 
- 67  Guttermouth - Hypocrite 
- 68  Guttermouth - I Have A Dream 
- 69  Guttermouth - I Saw The Light 
- 70  Guttermouth - I Used To Be 20 
- 71  Guttermouth - I Won't See You In The Pit 
- 72  Guttermouth - I'm Destroying The World 
- 73  Guttermouth - I'm Punk 
- 74  Guttermouth - Jack La Lanne 
- 75  Guttermouth - Jamie's Petting Zoo 
- 76  Guttermouth - Just A Fuck 
- 77  Guttermouth - Just A Fucking Lounge Version 
- 78  Guttermouth - Lemon Water 
- 79  Guttermouth - Lipstick 
- 80  Guttermouth - Lock Down 
- 81  Guttermouth - Looking Good Is All That Matters 
- 82  Guttermouth - Looking Out For #1 
- 83  Guttermouth - Looking Out For#1 
- 84  Guttermouth - Lucky The Donkey 
- 85  Guttermouth - Mark" The Cubby Chaser / Newport Sweater Fat 
- 86  Guttermouth - Marks Ark 
- 87  Guttermouth - Mr. Barbeque 
- 88  Guttermouth - Musical Monkey 
- 89  Guttermouth - My Chemical Imbalance 
- 90  Guttermouth - My Girlfriend 
- 91  Guttermouth - My Neighbor's Baby 
- 92  Guttermouth - My Town 
- 93  Guttermouth - No More 
- 94  Guttermouth - No Such Thing 
- 95  Guttermouth - NRAAA 
- 96  Guttermouth - Oats 
- 97  Guttermouth - Octopus Hairpiece 
- 98  Guttermouth - Old Glory 
- 99  Guttermouth - Party Of Two 
- 100  Guttermouth - Pee In The Shower 
- 101  Guttermouth - Pot 
- 102  Guttermouth - Primate Camp 
- 103  Guttermouth - Room for Improvement 
- 104  Guttermouth - S.D.F.B. 
- 105  Guttermouth - Scholarship In Punk 
- 106  Guttermouth - Second DUI 
- 107  Guttermouth - Secure Horizons 
- 108  Guttermouth - Shave The Planet 
- 109  Guttermouth - She's Got The Look 
- 110  Guttermouth - Shes Got That Look 
- 111  Guttermouth - Sid Vicious Was Innocent 
- 112  Guttermouth - Steak (The Underwater Version) 
- 113  Guttermouth - Surf's Up Asshole 
- 114  Guttermouth - Teri Yakimoto 
- 115  Guttermouth - That's Life 
- 116  Guttermouth - The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard 
- 117  Guttermouth - The Kkk Took My Baby Away 
- 118  Guttermouth - Thought Provoking Sonic Device 
- 119  Guttermouth - Ticket To Quebec 
- 120  Guttermouth - Toilet 
- 121  Guttermouth - Treason 
- 122  Guttermouth - Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... Or The 7 T's 
- 123  Guttermouth - Twins 
- 124  Guttermouth - Under My Skin 
- 125  Guttermouth - Under The Sea 
- 126  Guttermouth - Up your bum 
- 127  Guttermouth - Upside Down Space Cockroach 
- 128  Guttermouth - Use You Mind 
- 129  Guttermouth - Use Your Mind 
- 130  Guttermouth - Vacation 
- 131  Guttermouth - Veggicide 
- 132  Guttermouth - Viva America 
- 133  Guttermouth - Walk Of Shame 
- 134  Guttermouth - Wasted Lives 
- 135  Guttermouth - West Side 
- 136  Guttermouth - What If? 
- 137  Guttermouth - What You Like About Me 
- 138  Guttermouth - When Hell Freezes Over 
- 139  Guttermouth - Where Was I? 
- 140  Guttermouth - Whiskey 
- 141  Guttermouth - You're Late 
- 142  Guttermouth - Your Late 
Lemon Water
Guttermouth
The deranged should be caged
What is wrong with people
It must be them can't you see
That it couldn't be me
Where their road ends
That's where mine begins…
There's a giant hole in my heart
But all I have to do
Is fill it up with alcohol
It closes all the holes
It hides all my boredom
And subdues my restlessness
It enhances my personality
But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings
When I would normally have just one
It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really really hate
And it makes me want to strike someone at the bar
Who orders 2 waters with lemon
And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a mediocre song
When I notice 2 marginally attractive girls parking it next to
me at the bar
Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon
(chorus)
and I'm ready to puke when a small child sits next to me at
the bar
but that's ok because to me other people's kids are fine
so it's no surprise that it's parents are ordering water
with lemon
and a root beer for the child
do you ever find yourself striving for perfection
with a virtually worthless attempt at it
and is that why I find myself eavesdropping constantly
sports bars are the best places to meet people you hate
not that I've actually met anyone
it's just a matter of listening to their conversations and
assuming that you hate them
when of coarse that probably isn't true
because I can get along with anyone if I absolutely have to
(chorus)
oh here we go a couple a few tables down just ordered lunch
the guy wearing a basketball tank top is having a veggie burger
with fruit instead of fries
and his husky date is just having a salad…it must be their
first date
and what goes better with rabbit food than ice water with a
slice of lemon
sometimes I think if I could be anyone in the whole world I
would be a magician
no than I would hate myself more than I already do
but at least then I could make all of these people in the bar be
more like me
or even make them befriend me but then again I could become one
of them
and only then would I understand the befits
of putting a slice of lemon in ordinary drinking water
(chorus)