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Guttermouth - Twins
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Guttermouth - 1,2,3 Slam
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Guttermouth - A Date With Destiny
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Guttermouth - A Nice Place To Visit
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Guttermouth - Diamond Studded Bumble Bee
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Guttermouth - God, Steve McQueen 'The Work Song'
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Guttermouth - Hit Machine
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Guttermouth - I Used To Be 20
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Guttermouth - Lemon Water
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Guttermouth - Lock Down
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Guttermouth - Marks Ark
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Guttermouth - Mr. Barbeque
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Guttermouth - My Chemical Imbalance
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Guttermouth - P.C.
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Guttermouth - Pee In The Shower
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Guttermouth - S.D.F.B.
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Guttermouth - Toilet Stall Humor
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Guttermouth - Upside Down Space Cockroach
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Guttermouth - Viva America
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Guttermouth - Walk Of Shame
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Guttermouth - West Side
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Guttermouth - What Then
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Guttermouth - What's Gone Wrong
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Guttermouth - 1-2-3-4
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Guttermouth - A Day at the office
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Guttermouth - Abort Mission
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Guttermouth - American Made
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Guttermouth - April 29th, 1992 (Sublime Cover)
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Guttermouth - Asshole
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Guttermouth - Bakers Dozen
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Guttermouth - BBB
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Guttermouth - Big Pink Dress
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Guttermouth - Black Enforcers
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Guttermouth - Born In The USA
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Guttermouth - Bruce Lee VS. The Kiss Army
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Guttermouth - Bullshit
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Guttermouth - Camp Fire Girl #62
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Guttermouth - Can I Borrow Some Ambition?
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Guttermouth - Can't We All Just Get Along (at The Dinner Table)?
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Guttermouth - Can't We All Just Get Along?
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Guttermouth - Capitalizing From Plump Mistakes
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Guttermouth - Carp
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Guttermouth - Casserole of life
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Guttermouth - Chaps My Hide
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Guttermouth - Chicken Box
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Guttermouth - Chug-A-Lug Night
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Guttermouth - Con Especial
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Guttermouth - Contagious
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Guttermouth - Contribution
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Guttermouth - Derek
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Guttermouth - Disneyland
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Guttermouth - Do The Hustle
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Guttermouth - Don Camero Lost His Mind
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Guttermouth - Encyclopedia Brown
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Guttermouth - End on 9
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Guttermouth - Flacidism
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Guttermouth - Food For Thought
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Guttermouth - Food Storage
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Guttermouth - Foot-Long
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Guttermouth - Gar-bage (gar'bij), a perfect example of uninteresting poetry
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Guttermouth - Gas Out
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Guttermouth - Generous portions
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Guttermouth - Ghost
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Guttermouth - Give Me a Gun
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Guttermouth - Gods Kingdom
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Guttermouth - Gold
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Guttermouth - Good Friday
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Guttermouth - Gusto
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Guttermouth - Guttermouth
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Guttermouth - Happy Loving Couples
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Guttermouth - High Balls
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Guttermouth - Hopeless
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Guttermouth - Hot Dog To The Head
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Guttermouth - Hypocrite
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Guttermouth - I Have A Dream
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Guttermouth - I Saw The Light
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Guttermouth - I Won't See You In The Pit
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Guttermouth - I'm Destroying The World
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Guttermouth - I'm Punk
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Guttermouth - Jack La Lanne
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Guttermouth - Jamie's Petting Zoo
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Guttermouth - Just A Fuck
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Guttermouth - Just A Fucking Lounge Version
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Guttermouth - Lipstick
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Guttermouth - Looking Good Is All That Matters
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Guttermouth - Looking Out For #1
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Guttermouth - Looking Out For#1
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Guttermouth - Lucky The Donkey
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Guttermouth - Mark" The Cubby Chaser / Newport Sweater Fat
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Guttermouth - Musical Monkey
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Guttermouth - My Girlfriend
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Guttermouth - My Neighbor's Baby
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Guttermouth - My Town
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Guttermouth - No More
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Guttermouth - No Such Thing
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Guttermouth - NRAAA
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Guttermouth - Oats
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Guttermouth - Octopus Hairpiece
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Guttermouth - Old Glory
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Guttermouth - Party Of Two
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Guttermouth - Perfect World
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Guttermouth - Pot
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Guttermouth - Power Up
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Guttermouth - Primate Camp
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Guttermouth - Rise Above (BlackFlag Cover)
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Guttermouth - Room for Improvement
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Guttermouth - Scholarship In Punk
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Guttermouth - Second DUI
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Guttermouth - Secure Horizons
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Guttermouth - Shave The Planet
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Guttermouth - She's Got The Look
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Guttermouth - Shes Got That Look
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Guttermouth - Sid Vicious Was Innocent
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Guttermouth - Steak (The Underwater Version)
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Guttermouth - Sucking Dick For Beer
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Guttermouth - Surf's Up Asshole
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Guttermouth - Teri Yakimoto
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Guttermouth - That's Life
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Guttermouth - The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard
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Guttermouth - The Kkk Took My Baby Away
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Guttermouth - The Next Faux Mowheekon
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Guttermouth - Thought Provoking Sonic Device
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Guttermouth - Ticket To Quebec
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Guttermouth - Toilet
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Guttermouth - Treason
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Guttermouth - Trinket Trading, Tick Tooting, Toothless, Tired, Tramps... Or The 7 T's
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Guttermouth - Under My Skin
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Guttermouth - Under The Sea
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Guttermouth - Up your bum
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Guttermouth - Use You Mind
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Guttermouth - Use Your Mind
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Guttermouth - Vacation
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Guttermouth - Veggicide
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Guttermouth - Wasted Lives
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Guttermouth - What If?
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Guttermouth - What You Like About Me
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Guttermouth - What's The Big Deal?
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Guttermouth - When Hell Freezes Over
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Guttermouth - Where Was I?
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Guttermouth - Whiskey
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Guttermouth - You're Late
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Guttermouth - Your Late
Lemon Water
Guttermouth
The deranged should be caged
What is wrong with people
It must be them can't you see
That it couldn't be me
Where their road ends
That's where mine begins…
There's a giant hole in my heart
But all I have to do
Is fill it up with alcohol
It closes all the holes
It hides all my boredom
And subdues my restlessness
It enhances my personality
But makes me order 3 orders of buffalo wings
When I would normally have just one
It forces me to bob my head to songs that I really really hate
And it makes me want to strike someone at the bar
Who orders 2 waters with lemon
And once again I find myself bobbing my head to a mediocre song
When I notice 2 marginally attractive girls parking it next to
me at the bar
Sipping spring water with a twist of lemon
(chorus)
and I'm ready to puke when a small child sits next to me at
the bar
but that's ok because to me other people's kids are fine
so it's no surprise that it's parents are ordering water
with lemon
and a root beer for the child
do you ever find yourself striving for perfection
with a virtually worthless attempt at it
and is that why I find myself eavesdropping constantly
sports bars are the best places to meet people you hate
not that I've actually met anyone
it's just a matter of listening to their conversations and
assuming that you hate them
when of coarse that probably isn't true
because I can get along with anyone if I absolutely have to
(chorus)
oh here we go a couple a few tables down just ordered lunch
the guy wearing a basketball tank top is having a veggie burger
with fruit instead of fries
and his husky date is just having a salad…it must be their
first date
and what goes better with rabbit food than ice water with a
slice of lemon
sometimes I think if I could be anyone in the whole world I
would be a magician
no than I would hate myself more than I already do
but at least then I could make all of these people in the bar be
more like me
or even make them befriend me but then again I could become one
of them
and only then would I understand the befits
of putting a slice of lemon in ordinary drinking water
(chorus)