It started on the Real World
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freak
Line up all the Idols
Who paint on phony smiles
Trying to ride the fast track for free
Who's The Biggest Loser?
I'll bust the biggest boozer
Bigger ratings for MTV
And all the sole Survivors
Still stranded on the island
Lying through their teeth for money
So everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching
Everybody stop and stare
Kardashian's ass is everywhere
If you missed her, watch TMZ
Pretending to be lesbians
The Tila's paying all of them
While Flavor Flav get fucked up for free
Guess who's been living large
It's Mini Me the porn star
Google it, I think you'll agree
And all the hotties on The Hills
Just getting rich and making deals
While you and I are watching TV
So everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching
The all American dream
Is getting fifteen for free
The all American dream
Is so skin deep
It started on the Real World
A hot tub full of hot girls
Grinding every frat boy and freak
So everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching
So everybody dance and everybody sing
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Yeah, we can swing it, cha-ching
We take off all your clothes, we strike a Playboy pose
If you wanna go far, if you wanna be a star
Then you gotta bring it, cha-ching
So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes
Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (cha-ching)
So hurry, turn it on, turn it on, get your fifteen minutes
Fifteen's almost gone, turn it on, turn it on (cha-ching)
