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Hoobastank - The Reason
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Hoobastank - Disappear
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Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark
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Hoobastank - Same Direction
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Hoobastank - Out Of Control
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Hoobastank - If I Were You
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Hoobastank - Just One
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Hoobastank - Running Away
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Hoobastank - So Close, So Far
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Hoobastank - The First Of Me
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Hoobastank - I Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - A Thousand Words
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Hoobastank - What Happened To Us?
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Hoobastank - Let It Out
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Hoobastank - Slow Down
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Hoobastank - Unaffected
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Hoobastank - From The Heart
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Hoobastank - My Turn
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Hoobastank - Never There
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Hoobastank - Pieces
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Hoobastank - This Is Gonna Hurt
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Hoobastank - This Is Just The Beginning
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Hoobastank - Born To Lead
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Hoobastank - Can I Buy You a Drink?
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Hoobastank - Did You
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Hoobastank - Don't Tell Me
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Hoobastank - Earthsick
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Hoobastank - Educated Fool
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Hoobastank - Look Where We Are
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Hoobastank - More Beautiful
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Hoobastank - Right Before Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - All About You
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Hoobastank - Can You Save Me?
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Hoobastank - Connected (halo 2 Soundtrack)
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Hoobastank - Don't Look Away
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Hoobastank - Escape
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Hoobastank - Ghostbusters
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Hoobastank - Gone Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Head Over Heels
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Hoobastank - Karma Patrol
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Hoobastank - Let You Know
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Hoobastank - Losing My Grip
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Hoobastank - Lucky
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Hoobastank - More Than a Memory
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Hoobastank - Moving Forward
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Hoobastank - Naked Jock Man
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Hoobastank - No Win Situation
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Hoobastank - Paper Promises
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Hoobastank - Ready For You
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Hoobastank - Remember Me
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Hoobastank - Say The Same
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Hoobastank - Sing What You Can't Say
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Hoobastank - Stuck Without A Voice
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Hoobastank - The Dance That Broke My Jaw
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Hoobastank - The Fallen
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Hoobastank - The Lesson
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Hoobastank - The Letter
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Hoobastank - The Mirror
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Hoobastank - This Is Taking Forever
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Hoobastank - To Be With You
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Hoobastank - Up And Gone
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Hoobastank - You're The One
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Hoobastank - 150
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Hoobastank - A Timeless Classic
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Hoobastank - Afterparty At The Actor's Estate
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Hoobastank - All I Ever Wanted
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Hoobastank - Better
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Hoobastank - Better Left Unsaid
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Hoobastank - Buzzkill (Before You Say Goodbye)
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Hoobastank - Connected
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Hoobastank - Divine
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Hoobastank - Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - End Of Our Rope
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Hoobastank - Face The Music
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Hoobastank - Fallen Star
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Hoobastank - Finally Awake
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Hoobastank - First of Me
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Hoobastank - Foot In Your Mouth
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Hoobastank - Force Feed Me
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Hoobastank - Give It Back
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Hoobastank - Gona Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Good Enough
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Hoobastank - Hello Again
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Hoobastank - I Felt a Song Inside Me
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Hoobastank - If My Tongue Could Talk
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Hoobastank - If Only
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Hoobastank - Incomplete
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Hoobastank - Inside Of You
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Hoobastank - Invisible
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Hoobastank - Is It Just Me?
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Hoobastank - Is This The Day?
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Hoobastank - Just Let Go (Who Cares If We Fall)
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Hoobastank - Leave Today
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Hoobastank - Magnolia
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Hoobastank - My Broken Legs
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Hoobastank - My Prescription
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here Again
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Hoobastank - Never Saw It Coming
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Hoobastank - No Destination
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Hoobastank - Now Or Never
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Hoobastank - Open Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - Our Song
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Hoobastank - Paper Promisses
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Hoobastank - Papercuts And Exit Wounds
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Hoobastank - Pee Wee
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Hoobastank - Prank Call To The Cobalt Cafe
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Hoobastank - Push Pull
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Hoobastank - Reclaiming The Throne
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Hoobastank - Red Sky At Dawn
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Hoobastank - Replace You
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Hoobastank - Reset The Breaker
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Hoobastank - Santa´s Coming
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Hoobastank - Sick Of Hanging On
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Hoobastank - Silence Is Bliss
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Hoobastank - Sleepyhead
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Hoobastank - Stay with me
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Hoobastank - Subways In Pittsburgh
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Hoobastank - Sweet Cliches
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Hoobastank - Tears Of Yesterday
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Hoobastank - The Critic
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Hoobastank - The Pressure
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Hoobastank - The Rules
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Hoobastank - There Will Never Be Another One
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Hoobastank - This Is Where We Go It Alone
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Hoobastank - Tin Walls
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Hoobastank - Too Little Too Late
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Hoobastank - Tortoise
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Hoobastank - True Believer
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Hoobastank - Unquestionable
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Hoobastank - Waiting
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Hoobastank - We Are One
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Hoobastank - We Don't Need The World
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Hoobastank - We're So Beyond This
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Hoobastank - What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Grow
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Hoobastank - What I Meant To Say
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Hoobastank - Who The Hell Am I?
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Hoobastank - Without a Fight
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Hoobastank - You Before Me
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Hoobastank - You Need To Be Here
Santa´s Coming
Hoobastank
It's a story that is almost never told
It's about a night that good ol' Santa wished he never had
And no one knows
He was tired of the misses always bitchin' (always bitchin')
And so sick of all those little helpers, too (helpers, too)
So he hopped in his ol' pick up truck
And he yelled that he don't give a fuck
"Tonight I'm gettin wasted at the Blue Oyster Saloon!"
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Well you know that one drink led to another
And suddenly the room began to spin
So round and round ol' Santa went
Not knowing all the trouble he was in
They laughed and kicked him out the door
They said he couldn't have no more
And in the snow he nearly fell
He shook his fist and then he yelled
"You haven't seen the last of me!"
While he was standing in his pee
He flipped the bird and (?)
And stumbled off into the night
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So, on and on Santa walked
Heck, I reckon he must have walked for miles before he found a place to shelter him from the cold
A place of warmth, a sanctuary sold
And in this place, Santa feasted his eyes on a most beautiful creature
A creature that made his veins race with love blood
And his loins?
Hell, let's just say Santa's pole.. was pointing north
(Oh ho ho ho ho! Why hello there!
[Sheep Noises]
Oh, Have you been naughty or nice this year? Oh ho ho ho!
[More Sheep Noises]
Well I've got a little present for you!
[Zipper Noise])
Now everyone around has heard the story
A story that was almost never told
About that night that good ol' Santa wished he'd never had
And now you know
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer