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JAM - Town Called Malice
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JAM - That's Entertainment
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JAM - In The Crowd
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JAM - Pity Poor Alfie / Fever
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JAM - English Rose
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JAM - Carnation
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JAM - In The City
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JAM - The Modern World
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JAM - Here Comes the Weekend
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JAM - Life From A Window
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JAM - To Be Someone (Didn't We Have a Nice Time)
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JAM - Carnaby street
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JAM - Innocent Man
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JAM - Man In The Corner Shop
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JAM - Running On The Spot
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JAM - Set The House Ablaze
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JAM - The Bitterest Pill (I Ever Had To Swallow)
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JAM - The Butterfly Collector
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JAM - The Eton Rifles
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JAM - Wasteland
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JAM - 'A' Bomb in Wardour Street
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JAM - A Solid Bond in Your Heart
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JAM - Absolute Beginners
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JAM - All Around The World
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JAM - All Mod Cons
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JAM - And Your Bird Can Sing
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JAM - Art School
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JAM - Away From The Numbers
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JAM - Beat Surrender
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JAM - Big Bird
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JAM - Billy Hunt
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JAM - Boy About Town
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JAM - Bricks And Mortar
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JAM - Burning Sky
- 35
JAM - But I'm Different Now
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JAM - David Watts
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JAM - Disguises
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JAM - Don't Tell Them You're Sane
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JAM - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
- 40
JAM - Dream Time
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JAM - Dreams of Children
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JAM - Fly
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JAM - Funeral Pyre
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JAM - Get Yourself Together
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JAM - Ghosts
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JAM - Girl On The Phone
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JAM - Going Underground
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JAM - Happy Together
- 49
JAM - Heatwave
- 50
JAM - Hey Mister
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JAM - I Got By In Time
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JAM - I Got You (I Feel Good)
- 53
JAM - I Need You (For Someone)
- 54
JAM - I've Changed My Address
- 55
JAM - In The Midnight Hour
- 56
JAM - In The Street, Today
- 57
JAM - It's Too Bad
- 58
JAM - Ive Changed My Address
- 59
JAM - Just Who Is The 5 O'Clock Hero?
- 60
JAM - Little Boy Soldiers
- 61
JAM - Liza Radley
- 62
JAM - London Girl
- 63
JAM - London Traffic
- 64
JAM - Monday
- 65
JAM - Move On Up
- 66
JAM - Mr. Clean
- 67
JAM - News of the World
- 68
JAM - No One In The World
- 69
JAM - Non Stop Dancing
- 70
JAM - Pop Art Poem
- 71
JAM - Precious
- 72
JAM - Pretty Green
- 73
JAM - Private Hell
- 74
JAM - Saturday's Kids
- 75
JAM - Scrape Away
- 76
JAM - Shopping
- 77
JAM - Slow Down
- 78
JAM - Smithers-Jones
- 79
JAM - So Sad About Us
- 80
JAM - Sounds From The Street
- 81
JAM - Standards
- 82
JAM - Start!
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JAM - Stoned Out Of My Mind
- 84
JAM - Strange Town
- 85
JAM - Takin' My Love
- 86
JAM - Tales From The Riverbank
- 87
JAM - The Combine
- 88
JAM - The Gift
- 89
JAM - THE GREAT DEPRESSION
- 90
JAM - The night
- 91
JAM - The Place I Love
- 92
JAM - The Planners Dream Goes Wrong
- 93
JAM - Thick As Thieves
- 94
JAM - Time For Truth
- 95
JAM - Today
- 96
JAM - Tonight At Noon
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JAM - Trans-global Express
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JAM - We've Only Started
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JAM - When You're Young
- 100
JAM - Worlds apart
Smithers-Jones
JAM
He's heading for the Waterloo line,
To catch the 8 a.m. fast, its usually dead on time,
Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine.
Pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie,
Stops off at the corner shop, to buy The Times
'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'
'How's the wife and home?'
'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'
Let me get inside you, let me take control of you,
We could have some good times,
All this worry will get you down,
I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so.
Sitting on the train, you're nearly there
You're part of the production line,
You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines,
Get out of the pack, before they peel you back.
Arrive at the office, spot on time,
The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine,
'Good Morning Smithers Jones'
'The boss wants to see you alone'
'I hope its the promotion you've been looking for'
'Come in Smithers old boy'
'Take a seat, take the weight off your feet'
'I've some news to tell you'
'There's no longer a position for you' -
'Sorry Smithers Jones'.
Put on the kettle and make some tea
It's all a part of feeling groovie
Put on your slippers turn on the TV
It's all a part of feeling groovie
It's time to relax, now you've worked your arse off
But the only one smilin' is the sun tanned boss
Work and work and work and work till you die
There's plenty more fish in the sea to fry