- 1
JAM - The Place I Love
- 2
JAM - Carnation
- 3
JAM - Pity Poor Alfie / Fever
- 4
JAM - That's Entertainment
- 5
JAM - Town Called Malice
- 6
JAM - The Modern World
- 7
JAM - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
- 8
JAM - The Eton Rifles
- 9
JAM - Big Bird
- 10
JAM - English Rose
- 11
JAM - Going Underground
- 12
JAM - Here Comes the Weekend
- 13
JAM - 'A' Bomb in Wardour Street
- 14
JAM - Boy About Town
- 15
JAM - Dreams of Children
- 16
JAM - Ghosts
- 17
JAM - Girl On The Phone
- 18
JAM - I've Changed My Address
- 19
JAM - In The Crowd
- 20
JAM - In The Street, Today
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JAM - It's Too Bad
- 22
JAM - Life From A Window
- 23
JAM - Little Boy Soldiers
- 24
JAM - London Girl
- 25
JAM - News of the World
- 26
JAM - No One In The World
- 27
JAM - Running On The Spot
- 28
JAM - Set The House Ablaze
- 29
JAM - Shopping
- 30
JAM - Slow Down
- 31
JAM - Takin' My Love
- 32
JAM - Tales From The Riverbank
- 33
JAM - The Planners Dream Goes Wrong
- 34
JAM - Thick As Thieves
- 35
JAM - To Be Someone (Didn't We Have a Nice Time)
- 36
JAM - When You're Young
- 37
JAM - A Solid Bond in Your Heart
- 38
JAM - Absolute Beginners
- 39
JAM - All Around The World
- 40
JAM - All Mod Cons
- 41
JAM - And Your Bird Can Sing
- 42
JAM - Art School
- 43
JAM - Away From The Numbers
- 44
JAM - Beat Surrender
- 45
JAM - Billy Hunt
- 46
JAM - Bricks And Mortar
- 47
JAM - Burning Sky
- 48
JAM - But I'm Different Now
- 49
JAM - Carnaby street
- 50
JAM - David Watts
- 51
JAM - Disguises
- 52
JAM - Don't Tell Them You're Sane
- 53
JAM - Dream Time
- 54
JAM - Fly
- 55
JAM - Funeral Pyre
- 56
JAM - Get Yourself Together
- 57
JAM - Happy Together
- 58
JAM - Heatwave
- 59
JAM - Hey Mister
- 60
JAM - I Got By In Time
- 61
JAM - I Got You (I Feel Good)
- 62
JAM - I Need You (For Someone)
- 63
JAM - In The City
- 64
JAM - In The Midnight Hour
- 65
JAM - Innocent Man
- 66
JAM - Ive Changed My Address
- 67
JAM - Just Who Is The 5 O'Clock Hero?
- 68
JAM - Liza Radley
- 69
JAM - London Traffic
- 70
JAM - Man In The Corner Shop
- 71
JAM - Monday
- 72
JAM - Move On Up
- 73
JAM - Mr. Clean
- 74
JAM - Non Stop Dancing
- 75
JAM - Pop Art Poem
- 76
JAM - Precious
- 77
JAM - Pretty Green
- 78
JAM - Private Hell
- 79
JAM - Saturday's Kids
- 80
JAM - Scrape Away
- 81
JAM - Smithers-Jones
- 82
JAM - So Sad About Us
- 83
JAM - Sounds From The Street
- 84
JAM - Standards
- 85
JAM - Start!
- 86
JAM - Stoned Out Of My Mind
- 87
JAM - Strange Town
- 88
JAM - The Bitterest Pill (I Ever Had To Swallow)
- 89
JAM - The Butterfly Collector
- 90
JAM - The Combine
- 91
JAM - The Gift
- 92
JAM - THE GREAT DEPRESSION
- 93
JAM - The night
- 94
JAM - Time For Truth
- 95
JAM - Today
- 96
JAM - Tonight At Noon
- 97
JAM - Trans-global Express
- 98
JAM - Wasteland
- 99
JAM - We've Only Started
- 100
JAM - Worlds apart
Smithers-Jones
JAM
He's heading for the Waterloo line,
To catch the 8 a.m. fast, its usually dead on time,
Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine.
Pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie,
Stops off at the corner shop, to buy The Times
'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'
'How's the wife and home?'
'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'
Let me get inside you, let me take control of you,
We could have some good times,
All this worry will get you down,
I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so.
Sitting on the train, you're nearly there
You're part of the production line,
You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines,
Get out of the pack, before they peel you back.
Arrive at the office, spot on time,
The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine,
'Good Morning Smithers Jones'
'The boss wants to see you alone'
'I hope its the promotion you've been looking for'
'Come in Smithers old boy'
'Take a seat, take the weight off your feet'
'I've some news to tell you'
'There's no longer a position for you' -
'Sorry Smithers Jones'.
Put on the kettle and make some tea
It's all a part of feeling groovie
Put on your slippers turn on the TV
It's all a part of feeling groovie
It's time to relax, now you've worked your arse off
But the only one smilin' is the sun tanned boss
Work and work and work and work till you die
There's plenty more fish in the sea to fry
