- 1
JAM - The Place I Love
- 2
JAM - Pity Poor Alfie / Fever
- 3
JAM - That's Entertainment
- 4
JAM - Town Called Malice
- 5
JAM - Going Underground
- 6
JAM - The Modern World
- 7
JAM - Dream Time
- 8
JAM - It's Too Bad
- 9
JAM - English Rose
- 10
JAM - Scrape Away
- 11
JAM - The Butterfly Collector
- 12
JAM - The Eton Rifles
- 13
JAM - A Solid Bond in Your Heart
- 14
JAM - And Your Bird Can Sing
- 15
JAM - Carnation
- 16
JAM - Down In The Tube Station At Midnight
- 17
JAM - I've Changed My Address
- 18
JAM - Man In The Corner Shop
- 19
JAM - Running On The Spot
- 20
JAM - Slow Down
- 21
JAM - Tales From The Riverbank
- 22
JAM - The Bitterest Pill (I Ever Had To Swallow)
- 23
JAM - The Combine
- 24
JAM - Tonight At Noon
- 25
JAM - 'A' Bomb in Wardour Street
- 26
JAM - Absolute Beginners
- 27
JAM - Away From The Numbers
- 28
JAM - Billy Hunt
- 29
JAM - Bricks And Mortar
- 30
JAM - Burning Sky
- 31
JAM - But I'm Different Now
- 32
JAM - Carnaby street
- 33
JAM - David Watts
- 34
JAM - Ghosts
- 35
JAM - Happy Together
- 36
JAM - I Got By In Time
- 37
JAM - I Got You (I Feel Good)
- 38
JAM - In The City
- 39
JAM - In The Crowd
- 40
JAM - In The Street, Today
- 41
JAM - Just Who Is The 5 O'Clock Hero?
- 42
JAM - Life From A Window
- 43
JAM - Little Boy Soldiers
- 44
JAM - London Girl
- 45
JAM - London Traffic
- 46
JAM - Monday
- 47
JAM - Move On Up
- 48
JAM - Mr. Clean
- 49
JAM - News of the World
- 50
JAM - No One In The World
- 51
JAM - Non Stop Dancing
- 52
JAM - Pretty Green
- 53
JAM - Set The House Ablaze
- 54
JAM - Standards
- 55
JAM - Start!
- 56
JAM - Stoned Out Of My Mind
- 57
JAM - The Gift
- 58
JAM - The night
- 59
JAM - The Planners Dream Goes Wrong
- 60
JAM - Thick As Thieves
- 61
JAM - Trans-global Express
- 62
JAM - All Around The World
- 63
JAM - All Mod Cons
- 64
JAM - Art School
- 65
JAM - Beat Surrender
- 66
JAM - Big Bird
- 67
JAM - Boy About Town
- 68
JAM - Disguises
- 69
JAM - Don't Tell Them You're Sane
- 70
JAM - Dreams of Children
- 71
JAM - Fly
- 72
JAM - Funeral Pyre
- 73
JAM - Get Yourself Together
- 74
JAM - Girl On The Phone
- 75
JAM - Heatwave
- 76
JAM - Here Comes the Weekend
- 77
JAM - Hey Mister
- 78
JAM - I Need You (For Someone)
- 79
JAM - In The Midnight Hour
- 80
JAM - Innocent Man
- 81
JAM - Ive Changed My Address
- 82
JAM - Liza Radley
- 83
JAM - Pop Art Poem
- 84
JAM - Precious
- 85
JAM - Private Hell
- 86
JAM - Saturday's Kids
- 87
JAM - Shopping
- 88
JAM - Smithers-Jones
- 89
JAM - So Sad About Us
- 90
JAM - Sounds From The Street
- 91
JAM - Strange Town
- 92
JAM - Takin' My Love
- 93
JAM - THE GREAT DEPRESSION
- 94
JAM - Time For Truth
- 95
JAM - To Be Someone (Didn't We Have a Nice Time)
- 96
JAM - Today
- 97
JAM - Wasteland
- 98
JAM - We've Only Started
- 99
JAM - When You're Young
- 100
JAM - Worlds apart
Smithers-Jones
JAM
He's heading for the Waterloo line,
To catch the 8 a.m. fast, its usually dead on time,
Hope it isn't late, got to be there by nine.
Pin stripe suit, clean shirt and tie,
Stops off at the corner shop, to buy The Times
'Good Morning Smithers-Jones'
'How's the wife and home?'
'Did you get the car you've been looking for?'
Let me get inside you, let me take control of you,
We could have some good times,
All this worry will get you down,
I'll give you a new meaning to life - I don't think so.
Sitting on the train, you're nearly there
You're part of the production line,
You're the same as him, you're like tin-sardines,
Get out of the pack, before they peel you back.
Arrive at the office, spot on time,
The clock on the wall hasn't yet struck nine,
'Good Morning Smithers Jones'
'The boss wants to see you alone'
'I hope its the promotion you've been looking for'
'Come in Smithers old boy'
'Take a seat, take the weight off your feet'
'I've some news to tell you'
'There's no longer a position for you' -
'Sorry Smithers Jones'.
Put on the kettle and make some tea
It's all a part of feeling groovie
Put on your slippers turn on the TV
It's all a part of feeling groovie
It's time to relax, now you've worked your arse off
But the only one smilin' is the sun tanned boss
Work and work and work and work till you die
There's plenty more fish in the sea to fry
