I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
Got an axe and a pistol with the graveyard frame
It shoots tombstone bullets with the ball and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT and smokin' dynamite
I hope some schoolboy pick a fight
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
Know you feel like I ain't nowhere
But stop what you're doin' honey, come over here
I'll prove it to you baby that I ain't no square
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
I've been drinkin' gin like never before
I'm feelin' so good honey that's for sure
One more drink honey I wish you would
Take a whole lot of lovin' to make me feel good
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for
