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Jello Biafra - Holiday In Cambodia
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Jello Biafra - Love Me I'm A Liberal
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Jello Biafra - Atomic Power
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Jello Biafra - Bad
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Jello Biafra - Jesus Was A Terrorist
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Jello Biafra - Yuppie Cadillac
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Jello Biafra - 70's Rock Must Die
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Jello Biafra - Are You Drinkin' With Me Jesus?
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Jello Biafra - Attack Of The Peacekeepers
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Jello Biafra - Baby-Punchers
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Jello Biafra - Ballad Of Marshall Ledbetter
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Jello Biafra - Biotech Is Godzilla
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Jello Biafra - Bleed For Me
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Jello Biafra - Bozo Skeleton
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Jello Biafra - Bruce's Diary
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Jello Biafra - Burgers Of Wrath
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Jello Biafra - Buy My Snake Oil
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Jello Biafra - California Über Alles
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Jello Biafra - Can God Fill Teeth?
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Jello Biafra - Caped Crusader
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Jello Biafra - Chemical Warfare
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Jello Biafra - Chew
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Jello Biafra - Convoy In The Sky
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Jello Biafra - Dawn Of The Locusts
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Jello Biafra - Disclaimer
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Jello Biafra - Drug Raid At 4 A.M.
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Jello Biafra - Enchanted Thoughtfist
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Jello Biafra - Faith Hope And Treachery
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Jello Biafra - Falling Space Junk
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Jello Biafra - Forkboy
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Jello Biafra - Freedom Of Speech
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Jello Biafra - Full Metal Jackoff
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Jello Biafra - Generation Execute
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Jello Biafra - Grand Ol' Party Crash
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Jello Biafra - Halo Of Flies
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Jello Biafra - Hamlet Chicken Plant Disaster
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Jello Biafra - Hellfudge
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Jello Biafra - Hey Asshole
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Jello Biafra - I Am Your Clock
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Jello Biafra - I Fought The Law (And I Won)
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Jello Biafra - I Wanna Be A Drug Sniffing Dog
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Jello Biafra - I'll In The Head
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Jello Biafra - Islamic Bomb
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Jello Biafra - Kali-Fornia Über Alles 21st Century
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Jello Biafra - Kill The Poor
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Jello Biafra - Lessons In What Not To Become
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Jello Biafra - Let's Go Burn Ole Nashville Down
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Jello Biafra - Mangoat
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Jello Biafra - Marijuana Motherfucker
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Jello Biafra - Mascot Mania
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Jello Biafra - Mate Spawn And Die
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Jello Biafra - McGruff The Crime Dog
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Jello Biafra - Moon Over Marin
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Jello Biafra - Moths
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Jello Biafra - Nazi Punks Fuck Off
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Jello Biafra - Nostalgia For An Age That Never Existed
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Jello Biafra - Peeling Back The Foreskin Of Liberty
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Jello Biafra - Pineapple Face
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Jello Biafra - Plastic Jesus
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Jello Biafra - Plethysmograph
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Jello Biafra - Police Truck
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Jello Biafra - Politricks
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Jello Biafra - Power Is Boring
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Jello Biafra - Pull My Strings
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Jello Biafra - Ride The Flume
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Jello Biafra - Secret Plan
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Jello Biafra - Sharks In The Gene Pool
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Jello Biafra - Sidewinder
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Jello Biafra - Still Is Still Moving To Me
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Jello Biafra - Supernaut
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Jello Biafra - Sylvestre Matuschka
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Jello Biafra - That's Progress
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Jello Biafra - The Great And The Good
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Jello Biafra - The Lighter Side Of Global Terrorism
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Jello Biafra - The Lost World
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Jello Biafra - The Man With The Dogs
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Jello Biafra - The Myth Is Real - Let's Eat
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Jello Biafra - The Power Of Lard
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Jello Biafra - The Sky Is Falling And I Want My Mommy (Falling Space Junk)
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Jello Biafra - They're Coming To Take Me Away
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Jello Biafra - Those Dumb Punk Kids (Will Buy Anything)
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Jello Biafra - Time To Melt
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Jello Biafra - Too Drunk To Fuck
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Jello Biafra - Viagra Culture
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Jello Biafra - Volcanus 2000 (We Wipe The World)
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Jello Biafra - Voted Off The Island
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Jello Biafra - War Pimp Renaissance
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Jello Biafra - We Gotta Get Out Of This Place
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Jello Biafra - Where Are We Gonna Work (When The Trees Are Gone?)
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Jello Biafra - Wholly Buy-Bull
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Jello Biafra - Will The Fetus Be Aborted
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Jello Biafra - Wish I Was In El Salvador
Mascot Mania
Jello Biafra
Saw football games
At the great big stadium
Could tell the fans
>From out of town
By the clown suits they had on
20,000 red cowboy hats
Means Cornhuskers to you
Mickey Mouse beans
With tiger ears
Shows you cheer ol' Mizzou
Let's not forget the Razorbacks
>From the U. of Arkansas
With plastic pig snouts
On their heads
Soon eeeing, "How 'bout them Hawgs?"
CHORUS
That's
Mascot Mania
Mascot Mania
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Mascot Mania
Mascot Mania
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
I work all week
At a job I hate
Where everything goes wrong
Weekend's what I live for
To your church I belong
I cross the street in San Francisco
When a chump comes out of a bar
Yellin', "Forty-Fuckin' Niiners, man"
With his gold and red jacket on
In Cleveland throwing dog biscuits
Shows how much ya love them Browns
While Bronco fans just hang their heads
When the Super Bowl comes around
Raider jacket dollars
Got the White Sox wearin' black
Statues of Joe Paterno
Sold in gift shops at Penn State
That's Mascot Mania
Don't make fun of religious rituals
In any place
Lord help you if you laugh
While they do this with a straight face
Outside of the United States
It gets even more bizarre
In Tokyo they got a baseball team
They call the Carp
The Salmonnbellies are the pride
of New Westminster, B.C.
C'mon, Greg Wrckman, what's a Hoosier?
And why do they throw chairs?
When Sudbury, Ontario's
Hockey team scores a goal
They drag a stuffed wolf
Cross the ice
A fan shot at it once, ya know
That's Mascot Mania
Blue Streak
Horned Frogs
Long Horns
Trojans
Someone better tell Tipper Gore
'Bout the names of these here teams
Tar Heels
Garnecocks
Blue Devils
Crimson Tide
Real Indians
Sick of Redskins
And Tomahawk chops
It seems to me
That to stay mean
These names should change with time
The NEw York Muggers
Detroit Murders
And Chicago Mob
Boston Bigots
Texas Swindlers
And the L.A. Cops
Miami Drugs
New Jersey Dumps
Take on the Denver Smog
Seattle Fads
New Orleans Hoods
Milwaukee Cannibals
San Diego Jarheads
ANd the Arizona Drought
That's Mascot Mania
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Go Carp, go!
Salmonbellies rule!
Hit 'em harder cops!
But a hockey team called the Mighty Ducks?
Aw, man.
Heads explode when Dallas Oswalds
Meet Washington Bribes
Home team bands play "Cop Killer"
When L.A. comes to town
Pittsburgh Polluters
Houston Drive-Bys
Don't stir near the fear
When the Florida Abortion Bombers
Meets the San Francisco Queers
That's Mascot Mania
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Anywhere ya go
The game's the same old thing
Bet your money on the Bribes
They always win
