[BABY JANE] Mama gimmee smack on the asshole, Everything will be alright!
[ANDREA] You fucking sicko! You frickin' pervert! I am gonna woop your ass! Dirty, stealing, stupid, fucking bitch! Bitch! Bitch!
[BABY JANE] Mama!
[ANDREA] Bitch!
[BABY JANE] Mama!
[ANDREA] Bitch!
[BABY JANE] Mama!
[ANDREA] Bitch!
[BABY JANE] Mama!
[ENSEMBLE] Bitch! Bitch!
[MONTEL] Everything will be al-
[ENSEMBLE] Go, go, girl! Take her eyes out! Go, go, girl! Rip her hair out! Nothing more exciting, Than bitches fighting, Nothing more exciting, Than bitches fighting! Go, go, girl! Slash her K-Mart pants! Go, go, girl! Burst her implants!
[JERRY (spoken)] Alright, alright, alright! So, Montel. Andrea is your partner of two years. Surely you must have something to say to her.
[MONTEL] If you feel blue, My advice to you is-
[WARM UP MAN] Poop your fucking pants!
[ENSEMBLE] Poop your fucking pants!
[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN] Poop your fucking pants!
[ENSEMBLE] Poop your fucking pants!
[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN] Poop your fucking pants!
[ENSEMBLE] Why don't you poop your pants?!
[MONTEL AND WARM UP MAN] Poop your fucking pants!
[ENSEMBLE] Poop! Poop your pants, poop your pants! Poop your pants! Poop your fu-u-u-ucking pants!
[ANDREA] Stop this fucking shit!
[ENSEMBLE] Loser! Loser!
[ANDREA] Show me some respect!
[ENSEMBLE] Loser! Loser!
[ANDREA] Do you want some?!
[ENSEMBLE] Wo-o-o-oah, bitch!
[JERRY (spoken)] You know, I never wanted to be a talk show host.... Well, here we go...
[ENSEMBLE] Bitch!
[ANDREA] Do you want some? Come and get it, Come and get it, Motherfuckers! Come and get it, Come and get it!
[MONTEL] I wish you could like her, Like her, then wipe her...
