Bigger Than Oprah Winfrey
[KLAXON HORN]
WARM UP MAN:
Ladies and gentlemen, people of most nations of the world...
AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Welcome the host of the greatest show on this Earth!
AUDIENCE:
Go Jerry! Go Jerry! Jerry!
WARM UP MAN:
Bigger than Dave Letterman, bigger than Bob Hope,
and give or take a few million, bigger than the fuckin' Pope!
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
MALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Lo! He comes!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
(AUDIENCE Cheer)
AUDIENCE:
Jerry Jerry!
Go Jerry Go!
Jerry Jerry!
Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry Jerry!
AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
AUDIENCE FEMALES:
Go Jerry!
AUDIENCE:
Jerry!
