Man 1:
Excuse me, is this the right room for the dave letterman show?
Man 2:
You got the wrong room pal, loser!
Man 1:
Fuck you!
Man 2: fuck you back!
Woman 1:
When does it start?
Woman 2:
How should i know?
Man 3: i hope i get to see some bare breasts!
Male audience members:
Me too!
Woman 3:
Why are all men such losers?
Woman 4:
Nice to see the lesbians in.
Audience members:
Cocksuckers!
Man 4:
I hope there's some fighting!
Audience members:
Of course there'll be some fighting, you stupid asshole!
Man 4:
Who you calling asshole?
Audience members:
You, asshole!
