Please
 
 Come over to 81st street I'm in the apartment above the bar
 
 You know you can't miss it, it's across from the subway
 
 and the tacky store with the Mylar scarves
 
  
  My skin's as pale as outdoors moon
 
 My hair's silver like a Tiffany watch
 
 I like lots of people around me but don't kiss hello
 
 And please don't touch
  
 
 It's a Czechoslovakian custom my mother passed on to me
 
 The way to make friends Andy is invite them up for tea
 
 Open house, open house
  
 
 I've got a lot of cats, here's my favorite
 
 She's lady called Sam
 
 I made a paper doll of her - you can have it
 
 That's what I did when I had St.Vitus dance
 
 It's a Czechoslovakian custom my mother pased on to me
 
 Give people little presents so they remember me
 
 Open house, open house
  
 
 Someone bring the vegetables, someone please bring heat
 
 My mother showed up yesterday, we need something to eat
 
 I think I got a job today they want me to draw shoes
 
 The ones I drew were old and used
 
 They told me - draw something new
 
 Open house, open house
  
 
 Fly me to the moon, fly me to a star
 
 But there are no stars in the New York sky
 
 They're all on the ground
 
 You scared yourself with music, I scared myself with paint
 
 It almost made me faint
 
 Open house, open house