Somebody call johnny mcgee I know he's got the key You can tell him that it's me and to get on out of that bed Tell him that i'm serious Don't make me have to go and cuss I'm already fired up enough Tell him that i said
Unlock that honky tonk Boy turn them neon's on Go get the good stuff out I'm bringing a party crowd I don't need no trouble man Just need a smoking band Don't tell me country's gone 'cause i'm 'bout to toss 'em up Unlock that honky tonk
You tell him call kristy lynn That girl can really bar tend She knows how to mix 'em right We don't want to have to wait So...
Tell him i know it's tuesday night We can't wait 'til friday And if he don't want to have to fight