I met this one bitch
Her name was ugly; should've known i shouldn't have fucked with
But see, when i'm thinking with my dick, everything's switched
I'm shaq boy, on the block tryna' hit a lick
Like i ain't give a shit, knowing that i gave a fuck
Like what if my niggas found out that i was fucking her
The one we talked about in school, used to chop her up
But my dick tell me i'm a fool if i don't chop her up
I mean she stay around the corner, won't nobody know
Besides i'm tryna slide inside, then i gotta go
Gave her my number, told her to keep it on the low
She cracked a smile like ,"trust me, won't nobody know"
Stupid bitch had me fooled everytime i pulled
Up to the house i felt bad like,"what the fuck you doin'?"
Super head-hunter everynight it's goin' down
But that bad part is that she weigh about three hundred pounds..damn
Man, i done fucked some ugly bitches
I'mma keep it real dog, i done fucked some ugly bitches
On the real man, i done fucked some ugly bitches
C'mon dog, man you know fucked some ugly bitches
Fuck it, my nigga, i done fucked some ugly bitches
On the real dog, i done fucked some ugly bitches
I keep it trill with y'all, i done fucked some ugly bitches
C'mon dog, man you know you fucked some ugly bitches
Remember back when i was in school, at that prairie view
Where the girls real; freaky, fine, very few
Sophisticated, my conversation has designated
To get them drawers in the walls like i'm renovatin'
I never thought that i would find myself fornicatin'
With a bitch that looked like she had born a baby
After i fucked, i threw up,"i need some toilet paper"
Sick as fuck, throwing up, naw i'm just playin'
But shit i could've when her friend said i ate her out
That ugly bitch man i swear i coulda' laid her out
I wanted to look for her, but shit i couldn't though
Cause the last time we fucked, i let her take a picture yo...damn
Shit, now when i'm out here on the road out here doing shows
Nine times out of ten, i been gettin' chosed
But sometimes, somedays man, shit be slow
And i tend to fuck with a bitch i shouldn't though
Like that one chick, i call her red, never got the no
She caught me as i left the club; grabbed me at the door
And said, "i'd do anything to get a chance with you."
"oh for real, like what?", she said, "you tell me boo"
"shit, ain't no trippin' here's my phone put yo' shit inside"
"come through i got some liqour baby, we gon' chill tonight"
I got through, seein' her phone and something wasn't right
Six kids, the bitch told me she was forty-five....
What the fuck
