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Well, listen up, homeboys
I got somethin' to say
About a homeboy from back in the day
His name was Richard
Some called him Rick
But if you knew him like me
You'd call him Dick
When we were growin' up
We stuck with each other
Like white on rice
He was kinda like a brother
We had a lotta fun when we were kids
We always overlooked the dumb things he did
But the fun was over
When we got to high school
'Cause it was time for gettin' girlies
So we had to be cool
We had a lotta girlies
And our friends were impressed
One thing went wrong
Rick got obsessed
We wouldn't go to class
Always thinkin' about ass
Not if he was gonna pass
If he would just last
Girls was all he was thinkin' about
If the school was all boys
He'da been dropped out
When he did drop out
He felt no shame
And if you ask me
He had the right name
'Cause he hated to go
But he loved to come
That's why I call him Dick
'Cause Dick is Dumb Dick
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He wouldn't go to school
But he had to survive
So he went out and got him a 9 to 5
Although he was lazy
He had to work
'Cause he had a lot of girls
He needed money, the jerk
As fast as he made it
His money was spent
When it came to girls
He didn't care where he went
He'd hound 'em like a dog
So we used to say: Fetch
And it was no tellin' what he would catch
He was in the doctor's office almost every week
He became so popular, everybody'd speak
When he walked in they'd say: Hi, Rick
And when he passed by
They'd say (dumb Dick)
Really hard-headed
'Cause he said he had juice
But it was 'cause of his hard head
That he was so loose
He was in love with another girl every day
And when we asked him why, he'd only say
(I'm the kinda guy who likes to have fun
I need a lotta girls, can't have just one)
I can understand that
But this is kind of insane
Sometimes I wonder if his brain
Was his
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He lost his girl when he lost his job
So to keep himself from livin' like a no-good slob
He hustled on the streets, 'cause he had no choice
And every day you'd hear his voice
Sayin': Jumbos, I got it good
But he never made the money that a hustler could
'Cause when he was standin' out on the corner
If a girl walked by, he was right up on her
He was so hot, his heat couldn't be measured
To him his business was his pleasure
A one-track mind, and as a matter of fact
He changed his name to Daddy Mack
The people on the streets he was workin' for
Cut him off, now he's just plain old poor
And all his girls left, because they never cared
They were leeches for a dollar, and they got their share
Homeboy disappeared like a magic trick
And everybody wanna know what happened to Dick
Well, he's still around, but now he's a bum
Chasin' bag ladies
He's the same old dumb
Dick
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