I woke up this morning
Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror
Then I laughed and I said: Oh silly me, that’s just me
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around and I said
Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?
All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like
All I want is to just have fun
Live my life like a son of a gun
I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say
Then I woke up one morning
Didn’t recognize the man in the mirror
Then I laughed and I said: Oh silly me, that’s just me
Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger’s hair
Never was my style
But I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
Because it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around and I said
Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?
But he was sporting all my clothes
I gotta say I'm pretty pimpin'
All he ever wanted was to be a man
But he was always a little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost
He was always a thousand miles away
While still standing in front of your face
Then he woke up this morning
Didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
Then laughed and said: Oh silly me, that’s just me
Then I proceeded to brush some stranger’s teeth
But they were my teeth, and I was weightless
Just quivering like some leaf come in the window of a restroom
And I couldn’t tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean
Cause it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
Then Saturday came around and I said
Who’s this stupid clown blocking the bathroom sink?
But he was sporting all my clothes
I gotta say pretty pimpin
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
I woke up this morning, didn’t recognize the boy in the mirror
