Sir, there's no time for a holiday We need to scout for locations We need the perfect time and place For maximum devastation You've got a busy calendar I'm having to turn people away You've got meetings scheduled for the rest of the week And you're blowing yourself up on saturday
When I joined the agency I said yes to admin But I never thought I'd work For a certified madman When I asked for a temp job I never planned for this I'm the secretary Of a terrorist
Sir, I'm doing my best here To keep all your appointments in order But it's taking all my organisational skill To get explosives over the border I'm being paid Cash in hand Not to divulge The things you planned I feel I should quit Before it's too late But the overtime Is fucking great.
