Have you heard of a girl called Samantha? No you haven't, 'cause she didn't love me But after this you will have heard of a girl called Margaret Because she cared for me
But now I'm dead She's a wife In her garden And this is what she said
Ooh, but I want, eye-a, eye-a Ooh but I want eye-a Margaret's still in the cemetery She's looking after my grave
You'd better write to your local member Get out your best pen and stationery And tell him or her about the deeds of Margaret She deserves an OBE
In a dusty grave With an iron She'll be in her garden And this is what she'll sing
Ooh, but I want, eye-a, eye-a Ooh but I want eye-a Margaret's still in the cemetery She's looking after my grave She's looking after my grave She's looking after my grave