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Lemon Demon - Fine
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Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone
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Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
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Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder
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Lemon Demon - Modify
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Lemon Demon - Hyakugojyuuichi
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Lemon Demon - Everybody Likes You
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Lemon Demon - Bill Watterson
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Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
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Lemon Demon - Jaws
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Lemon Demon - What Will Happen Will Happen
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Lemon Demon - Amnesia Was Her Name
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Lemon Demon - Fuzzy
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Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis
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Lemon Demon - Bowling Alley
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Lemon Demon - Geeks In Love
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Lemon Demon - Goosebumps
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Lemon Demon - I Earn My Life
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Lemon Demon - Knife Fight
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Lemon Demon - Lemon Demon
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Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award
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Lemon Demon - Marketland
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Lemon Demon - Movie Night
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Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
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Lemon Demon - The Satirist's Love Song
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Lemon Demon - Two Trucks
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Lemon Demon - Ancient Aliens
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Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
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Lemon Demon - Christmas Will Be Soon
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Lemon Demon - Dance Like An Idiot
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Lemon Demon - Dead Sea Monkeys
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Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra Part One
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Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra Part Three
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Lemon Demon - Indie Cindy & The Lo Fi Lullabies
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Lemon Demon - Kitten Is Angry
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Lemon Demon - Lawnmower
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Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl
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Lemon Demon - Ode To Crayola
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Lemon Demon - Party On The Moon
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Lemon Demon - Prelude To Presents
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Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
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Lemon Demon - Really Cool Wig
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Lemon Demon - Redesign Your Logo
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Lemon Demon - Sad
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Lemon Demon - Smell Like A Cookie All Day
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Lemon Demon - Sundial
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Lemon Demon - This Hyper World
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Lemon Demon - Vow of Silence
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Lemon Demon - When He Died
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Lemon Demon - White Bread Boyfriend
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Lemon Demon - Your Evil Shadow Has A Cup Of Tea
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Lemon Demon - 123456 Pokemon
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Lemon Demon - A Mask Of My Own Face
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Lemon Demon - Action Movie Hero Boy
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Lemon Demon - Angry People
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Lemon Demon - Atomic Copper Claw
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Lemon Demon - Bad Idea
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Lemon Demon - Being a Rock Star
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Lemon Demon - Ben Bernanke
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Lemon Demon - Between You And Me
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Lemon Demon - Bicycle Race
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Lemon Demon - Birdhouse In Your Soul
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Lemon Demon - Boat
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Lemon Demon - Booja Jabooja
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Lemon Demon - Brodyquest
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Lemon Demon - Chu Chu Rocket
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Lemon Demon - Consumer Whore
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Lemon Demon - Crisis Actors
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Lemon Demon - Cryptosanta
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Lemon Demon - Destructo!
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Lemon Demon - Dinosaurchestra Part Two
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Lemon Demon - Dizziful Bliss
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Lemon Demon - Don't Be Like The Sun
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Lemon Demon - Ebaum's World Dot Com
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Lemon Demon - Elsewhere
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Lemon Demon - Error
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Lemon Demon - Eventuality
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Lemon Demon - Everybody Loves Raymond
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Lemon Demon - Eyewishes / Bystanding
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Lemon Demon - Fiberglass Monkey
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Lemon Demon - Fire Motif
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Lemon Demon - Flamingo Legs
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Lemon Demon - Fly Straight Or Drop The Oar And Wreck
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Lemon Demon - Future!
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Lemon Demon - Go To Hollywood
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Lemon Demon - Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness
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Lemon Demon - Haircut (Part 1.0)
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Lemon Demon - Haircut (Part 2.1)
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Lemon Demon - Hazel's Modus Operandi
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Lemon Demon - Holy Bison Beaks!
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Lemon Demon - Hydroeletric Viking
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Lemon Demon - I Know Your Name
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Lemon Demon - I've Got Some Falling to Do
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Lemon Demon - Idiot Control Now
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Lemon Demon - Man-Made Object
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Lemon Demon - Matches And Nails
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Lemon Demon - Mold En Mono
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Lemon Demon - Mr Porta-Potty Man
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Lemon Demon - Mr. Wolfgang
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Lemon Demon - Musical Chairs
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Lemon Demon - My Trains
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Lemon Demon - Neverending Hum
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Lemon Demon - New Way Out
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Lemon Demon - Nothing Worth Loving Isn't Askew
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Lemon Demon - Oz Explodes
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Lemon Demon - Pepper And Salt
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Lemon Demon - Pirate In A Box
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Lemon Demon - Pizza Heroes
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Lemon Demon - Pumpkin Pie
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Lemon Demon - Relativity
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Lemon Demon - Run, Harry, Run!
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Lemon Demon - Samuel And Rosella
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Lemon Demon - Sick Puppy
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Lemon Demon - Sky Is Not Blue
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Lemon Demon - Something Glowing
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Lemon Demon - Somnolence
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Lemon Demon - Spiral Of Ants
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Lemon Demon - Stick Stickly
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Lemon Demon - Stuck
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Lemon Demon - Subtle Oddities
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Lemon Demon - Sun Beam Light Show Flower Seed
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Lemon Demon - Switzerland
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Lemon Demon - Take A Picture
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Lemon Demon - Telekinesis
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Lemon Demon - Ten Thousand Light Years Away
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Lemon Demon - The Afternoon
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Lemon Demon - The Ceiling
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Lemon Demon - The Fancy Pants Manifesto
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Lemon Demon - The Machine
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Lemon Demon - The Man In Stripes And Glasses
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Lemon Demon - The Ocean
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Lemon Demon - The Only House That's Not On Fire Yet
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Lemon Demon - The Saga Of You, Confused Destroyer Of Planets
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Lemon Demon - There's A Robot In My Head
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Lemon Demon - Toy Food
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Lemon Demon - Vanilla
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Lemon Demon - What's In The Toaster?
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Lemon Demon - When Robots Attack
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Lemon Demon - Without My Tonsils
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Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation
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Lemon Demon - Wrong
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Lemon Demon - You're At The Party
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Lemon Demon - Your Imaginary Friend
Bad Idea
Lemon Demon
people say they're good luck, but even if they are
there's not a star in motion that could help me now
I'm in serious trouble, and I don't know how
a pack of deadly creatures followed me back here
I am desperately hiding as they're drawing near
I wish I knew what to do or where I lost my way
so I'm carefully thinking back to yesterday
I was just a normal chap
but I shoulda brought a map
I shoulda
shoulda woulda coulda woulda
shoulda woulda coulda woulda
I got lost and I wound up on a dirt road
I saw signs, and in retrospect they did bode
bad things, but I shrugged and I still drove
through to a town where my bad luck overflowed
everybody in town was nowhere to be seen
so I parked near a house that was marked thirteen
I went up to the door, but there was no one there
and when I turned around, my car was gone, I swear
so I ran to a pay phone but there was no tone
I had an eerie feeling in my very bones
and soon it started to rain, and there was no way out
I couldn't hold my frustration, and began to shout
maybe this was a bad idea
oh no
maybe this was a bad idea
oh no
I was stuck in the rain and I was mad as hell
so I began to run, but then I slipped and fell
I tumbled down a hill into a cemetery
I shouldn't have to tell you it was fricking scary
I tried to stand back up, but something held me down
a dead, rotting arm was reaching from the ground
I was utterly helpless till I saw the Sword
I quickly sliced my captor yelling "PRAISE THE LORD!!"
then I saw the living dead
it was then I shoulda fled
I shoulda
shoulda woulda coulda woulda
shoulda woulda coulda woulda
but I stood like a pillar in a hallway
I knew I'd be slaying demons that day
I stared at the rotting heaps of pure decay
and I charged with the force of a gamma ray
it happened in slow motion, I began the fight
some sort of power kept me going through the night
with that mysterious Sword beheading beasts and ghouls
just me versus them, without any rules
but many more kept rising up from shallow graves
I did my best to fight them, but they came in waves
and soon it was too much, just demon after demon
so I ran as quickly as I could, screamin'
maybe this was a bad idea
oh no
maybe this was a bad idea
oh no
this was a bad idea
so here I am, hiding from Fate
I can't win, it's just too late
but something must be done
yes sirree, this war must be won
I know this, I won't die hiding
I know this, I must keep fighting
I don't know who the winner's gonna be
but there's just one way to see
it's time to kick some zombie ass, lah lah lah lah lah lah
it's time to kick some zombie ass, lah lah lah lah lah lah