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Lemon Demon - Fine
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Lemon Demon - Hyakugojyuuichi
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Lemon Demon - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
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Lemon Demon - Touch-Tone Telephone
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Lemon Demon - Everybody Likes You
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Lemon Demon - Lemon Demon
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Lemon Demon - Two Trucks
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Lemon Demon - Amnesia Was Her Name
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Lemon Demon - Eighth Wonder
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Lemon Demon - I've Got Some Falling to Do
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Lemon Demon - You're At The Party
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Lemon Demon - Cabinet Man
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Lemon Demon - Fuzzy
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Lemon Demon - Modify
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Lemon Demon - A Mask Of My Own Face
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Lemon Demon - Cryptosanta
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Lemon Demon - Jaws
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Lemon Demon - Lifetime Achievement Award
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Lemon Demon - Man-Made Object
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Lemon Demon - Reaganomics
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Lemon Demon - 123456 Pokemon
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Lemon Demon - Aurora Borealis
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Lemon Demon - Bill Watterson
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Lemon Demon - Boat
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Lemon Demon - Dizziful Bliss
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Lemon Demon - Everybody Loves Raymond
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Lemon Demon - Mold En Mono
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Lemon Demon - Musical Chairs
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Lemon Demon - Pumpkin Pie
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Lemon Demon - Really Cool Wig
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Lemon Demon - Spiral Of Ants
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Lemon Demon - Sweet Bod
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Lemon Demon - Ten Thousand Light Years Away
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Lemon Demon - Word Disassociation
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Lemon Demon - Ancient Aliens
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Lemon Demon - Angry People
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Lemon Demon - As Your Father I Expressly Forbid It
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Lemon Demon - Atomic Copper Claw
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Lemon Demon - Bad Idea
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Lemon Demon - Ben Bernanke
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Lemon Demon - Between You And Me
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Lemon Demon - Bicycle Race
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Lemon Demon - Birdhouse In Your Soul
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Lemon Demon - Booja Jabooja
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Lemon Demon - Bowling Alley
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Lemon Demon - Brodyquest
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Lemon Demon - Christmas Will Be Soon
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Lemon Demon - Chu Chu Rocket
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Lemon Demon - Consumer Whore
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Lemon Demon - Crisis Actors
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Lemon Demon - Dance Like An Idiot
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Lemon Demon - Dead Sea Monkeys
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Lemon Demon - Destructo!
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Lemon Demon - Don't Be Like The Sun
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Lemon Demon - Ebaum's World Dot Com
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Lemon Demon - Elsewhere
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Lemon Demon - Error
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Lemon Demon - Eventuality
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Lemon Demon - Fiberglass Monkey
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Lemon Demon - Fire Motif
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Lemon Demon - Flamingo Legs
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Lemon Demon - Fly Straight Or Drop The Oar And Wreck
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Lemon Demon - Future!
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Lemon Demon - Geeks In Love
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Lemon Demon - Go To Hollywood
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Lemon Demon - Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness
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Lemon Demon - Goosebumps
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Lemon Demon - Haircut (Part 1.0)
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Lemon Demon - Haircut (Part 2.1)
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Lemon Demon - Hazel's Modus Operandi
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Lemon Demon - Holy Bison Beaks!
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Lemon Demon - Hydroeletric Viking
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Lemon Demon - I Earn My Life
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Lemon Demon - I Know Your Name
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Lemon Demon - Idiot Control Now
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Lemon Demon - Kitten Is Angry
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Lemon Demon - Matches And Nails
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Lemon Demon - Movie Night
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Lemon Demon - Mr Porta-Potty Man
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Lemon Demon - Mr. Wolfgang
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Lemon Demon - My Trains
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Lemon Demon - New Way Out
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Lemon Demon - No Eyed Girl
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Lemon Demon - Ode To Crayola
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Lemon Demon - Oz Explodes
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Lemon Demon - Party On The Moon
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Lemon Demon - Pepper And Salt
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Lemon Demon - Pirate In A Box
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Lemon Demon - Pizza Heroes
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Lemon Demon - Prelude To Presents
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Lemon Demon - Redesign Your Logo
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Lemon Demon - Relativity
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Lemon Demon - Run, Harry, Run!
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Lemon Demon - Sad
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Lemon Demon - Samuel And Rosella
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Lemon Demon - Sick Puppy
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Lemon Demon - Sky Is Not Blue
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Lemon Demon - Smell Like A Cookie All Day
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Lemon Demon - Somnolence
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Lemon Demon - Stick Stickly
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Lemon Demon - Subtle Oddities
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Lemon Demon - Sun Beam Light Show Flower Seed
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Lemon Demon - Switzerland
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Lemon Demon - Take A Picture
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Lemon Demon - Telekinesis
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Lemon Demon - The Afternoon
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Lemon Demon - The Ceiling
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Lemon Demon - The Fancy Pants Manifesto
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Lemon Demon - The Only House That's Not On Fire Yet
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Lemon Demon - The Saga Of You, Confused Destroyer Of Planets
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Lemon Demon - There's A Robot In My Head
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Lemon Demon - Toy Food
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Lemon Demon - Vanilla
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Lemon Demon - What Will Happen Will Happen
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Lemon Demon - What's In The Toaster?
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Lemon Demon - When He Died
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Lemon Demon - When Robots Attack
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Lemon Demon - White Bread Boyfriend
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Lemon Demon - Without My Tonsils
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Lemon Demon - Wrong
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Lemon Demon - Your Evil Shadow Has A Cup Of Tea
Jaws
Lemon Demon
Lurking in the dark of the depths of sea, one day on a lark
Decides to get rowdy, get real violent
Takes a vay-cay up to Amity Island
Sunshine lotion fun in Sun
Blood in the ocean, everybody run
'Cause it's crazy how few fucks this shark gives
He'll eat naked ladies, he'll eat little kids!
Oh, no!
But the one thing keeping the community safe
Is a guy named Brody and his pal Richard Dreyfuss
Jaws don't know that a storm's gonna come
He just wants everyone to be his chum, get it, get it
The mayor don't care if the townsfolk die
He doesn't want to spoil the fourth of July
He's like: Everyone cool it, and go for swim!
But holy shit here comes that fin!
Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
(He is a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie you should watch it it's called Jaws
Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
(He is a shark who fights the law)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
Long story short, the beach gets closed
The mayor's like: Okay, yeah, this blows
Suddenly Jaws has got a price on his head
But the wrong little shark baby ends up dead
It was Jaws' little brother, now he's pissed
The mayor just shot to the top of his list
He sneaks in his house in the middle of the night
And he eats that fucker in a single bite
Golly
Now the mayor's dead, so Brody's in charge
He knows the real killer is still at large
So he and the Dreyfuss make a decision
They're going on a mission
They're gonna go fishing
For Jaws
A man named Quint lets them use his boat
On the condition that he be the one to cut Jaws' throat
'Cause he was a sailor back in World War II
And Jaws ate his entire crew, woah!
Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
(He is a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, a movie called Jaws!
Jaws is here
Here is Jaws
(He is a shark who fights the law)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
They're out on the sea, they wait all night
Where could Jaws be? He's no where in sight
Dreyfuss decides to go down in a cage
And Jaws shows up in a full on rage
He tears up the cage like paper in a shredder
While Dreyfuss's makes his wetsuit wetter
He hides behind a rock like cowardly prick
And he doesn't come back until the end of the flick
Brody's like: We're gonna need a bigger boat
So they go home and get a bigger boat
The biggest boat that's ever sailed
Gonna kick Jaws' ass or I guess his tail, yeah his tail
But, oh, my shit!
Jaws jumps out and Quint gets bit!
Right in half like a kit-kat bar!
Up in the sky there's a shooting star
That's Quint up in heaven, he's a star now
Brody's angry, he's all like: Fuck it
He takes a harpoon and welds it to a rocket
Jaws' last words are: Woah, respect
Then he explodes and it's a pretty good effect, yeah!
Jaws is dead
Long live Jaws
(He was a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, you should watch it, it's called Jaws
Jaws is dead
Long live Jaws
(He was a shark who fought the law)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
He was in a movie that everyone saw
Jaws is dead
Long live Jaws
(He was a shark without a cause)
He was in a movie, called Jaws
(Jaws is dead)
At the Academy Awards
(Long live Jaws)
He was robbed
(He was a shark without a cause)
Sharks exist in real life, woah
(He was in a movie that everyone saw)
Jaws is dead
Long live Jaws