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Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah
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Lordi - It Snows In Hell
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Lordi - The Devil Is A Loser
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Lordi - Would You Love a Monsterman?
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Lordi - Chainsaw Buffet
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Lordi - Blood Red Sandman
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Lordi - Haunted Town
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Lordi - I Dug a Hole In The Yard For You
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Lordi - Frighteousness
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Lordi - Monster, Monster
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Lordi - The Ghosts Of The Heceta Head
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Lordi - The Riff
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Lordi - Deadache
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Lordi - Fire In The Hole
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Lordi - I Am The Leviathan
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Lordi - Rimskin Assassin
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Lordi - ZombieRawkMachine
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Lordi - Abracadaver
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Lordi - Bella from Hell
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Lordi - Collectable
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Lordi - Demonarchy
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Lordi - Diva
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Lordi - Happy New Fear
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Lordi - Hellbender Turbulance
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Lordi - Hug You Hardcore
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Lordi - Monster Is My Name
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Lordi - Naked In My Cellar
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Lordi - None For One
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Lordi - Playing The Devil (Bend Over And Pray The Lord)
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Lordi - Scare Force One
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Lordi - Schizo Doll
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Lordi - This Is Heavy Metal
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Lordi - Where's The Dragon?
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Lordi - Who's Your Daddy?
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Lordi - Acid Bleeding Eyes
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Lordi - Babez For Breakfast
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Lordi - Beast Of Both Worlds
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Lordi - Biomechanic Man
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Lordi - Bite It Like A Bulldog
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Lordi - Call Off the Wedding
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Lordi - Candy For The Cannibal
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Lordi - Cutterfly
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Lordi - Deadite Girls Gone Wild
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Lordi - Devilium
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Lordi - Don't Let my Mother Know
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Lordi - Down With The Devil
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Lordi - Dr. Sin Is In
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Lordi - Evil
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Lordi - Evilyn
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Lordi - Fangoria
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Lordi - Get Heavy
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Lordi - Hate At First Sight
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Lordi - Haunting Season
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Lordi - Hell Has Room
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Lordi - Hellizabeth
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Lordi - Horrifiction
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Lordi - House Of Mirrors
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Lordi - How to Slice a Whore
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Lordi - Hulking Dynamo
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Lordi - Icon Of Dominance
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Lordi - Idol
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Lordi - Killharmonic Orchestra
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Lordi - Last Kiss Goodbye
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Lordi - Legends Are Made Of Clichés
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Lordi - Let's Go Slaughter He-Man (I Wanna Be The Beast-Man In The Masters Of The Universe)
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Lordi - Like A Bee To The Honey
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Lordi - Loud And Loaded
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Lordi - Man Skin Boot
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Lordi - My Heaven Is Your Hell
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Lordi - Nailed By The Hammer Of Frankstein
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Lordi - Nonstop Nite
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Lordi - Pet The Destroyer
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Lordi - Polterchrist
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Lordi - PYROMITE
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Lordi - Rock The Hell Outta You
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Lordi - Rollercoaster
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Lordi - Sexorcism
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Lordi - She's A Demon
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Lordi - Shotgun Divorce
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Lordi - Sincerely With Love
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Lordi - Sodomesticated Animal
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Lordi - Steamroller
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Lordi - Studs And Leather
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Lordi - Supermonstars
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Lordi - Supernatural
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Lordi - Take Me To Your Leader
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Lordi - The Deadite Girls Gone Wild
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Lordi - The House (Without a Name)
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Lordi - The Night Of The Loving Dead
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Lordi - The Rebirth Of The Countess
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Lordi - The Unholy Gathering
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Lordi - The United Rocking Dead
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Lordi - To Hell With Pop
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Lordi - We're Not Bad For The Kids (We're Worse)
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Lordi - You Might Be Deceased
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Lordi - Your Tongue's Got The Cat
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Lordi - Zombimbo
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Lordi - And The Zombie Says
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Lordi - Apollyon
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Lordi - Beast Loose In Paradise
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Lordi - Believe Me
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Lordi - Bent Outta Shape
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Lordi - Blow My Fuse
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Lordi - Borderline
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Lordi - Break Of Dawn
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Lordi - Bring It On
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Lordi - Bringing Back The Balls To Rock
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Lordi - Cadaver Lover
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Lordi - City Of The Broken Hearted
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Lordi - Dead Again Jayne
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Lordi - Dead Bugs Bite
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Lordi - Devil's Lullaby
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Lordi - Discoevil
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Lordi - Dynamite Tonite
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Lordi - Evilove
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Lordi - Forsaken Fashion Dolls
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Lordi - Girl In a Suitcase
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Lordi - Girls Go Chopping
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Lordi - Give Your Life For Rock And Roll
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Lordi - Good To Be Bad
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Lordi - Granny's Gone Crazy
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Lordi - Heaven Sent Hell On Earth
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Lordi - Hell Sent In The Clowns
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Lordi - Horror For Hire
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Lordi - Hot And Satanned
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Lordi - House Of Ghosts
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Lordi - I Am Bigger Than You
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Lordi - I Luv Ugly
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Lordi - I'm Sorry I'm Not Sorry
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Lordi - I'm The Best
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Lordi - Kalmageddon
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Lordi - Limited Deadition
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Lordi - Lord Have Mercy
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Lordi - Macho Freak
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Lordi - Mary Is Dead
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Lordi - Merry Blah Blah Blah
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Lordi - Midnight Mover
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Lordi - Midnite Lover
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Lordi - Missing Miss Charlene
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Lordi - Monsters Keep Me Company
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Lordi - Mr. Killjoy
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Lordi - Not The Nicest Guy
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Lordi - Paint In Blood
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Lordi - Raise Hell In Heaven
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Lordi - Rejected
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Lordi - Retropolis
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Lordi - Rock Police
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Lordi - Romeo Ate Juliet
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Lordi - Scg Iv
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Lordi - SCG VIII: Opening Scene
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Lordi - Scg3 Special report
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Lordi - SCG5: It's A Boy!
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Lordi - SCG8: One Message Waiting
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Lordi - Scream Demon
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Lordi - Shake the Baby Silent
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Lordi - Sick Flick
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Lordi - Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir
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Lordi - Skelephant In The Room
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Lordi - slashion models girls
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Lordi - Something Wicked This Way Comes
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Lordi - Spooky Jive
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Lordi - Syntax Terror
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Lordi - The Beast Is Yet To Cum
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Lordi - The Children Of The Night
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Lordi - The Dead Are The Family
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Lordi - The Devil Hides Behind Her Smile
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Lordi - The Kids Who Wanna Play With The Dead
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Lordi - The Night The Monsters Died
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Lordi - They Only Come Out At Night
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Lordi - Thing in the cage
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Lordi - Threatical Trailer
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Lordi - Up to No Good
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Lordi - Vulture Of Fire
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Lordi - Wake The Snake
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Lordi - White Lightning Moonshine
How to Slice a Whore
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Ten, nine, eight, seven
Six, five, four
Three, two, one, zero
That's how you slice a whore
Scoop out those eyes this way
For seeing other guys
Carve off her lips for telling all those lies
Scissor off her finger tips
For gutting hang her by this
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Cause you will get caught
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Ten, nine, eight, seven
Six, five, four
Three, two, one, zero
That's how you slice a whore