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Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah
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Lordi - The Devil Is A Loser
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Lordi - Would You Love a Monsterman?
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Lordi - It Snows In Hell
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Lordi - Blood Red Sandman
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Lordi - Bring It On
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Lordi - The Riff
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Lordi - Devil's Lullaby
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Lordi - I'm The Best
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Lordi - Believe Me
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Lordi - Bite It Like A Bulldog
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Lordi - Dynamite Tonite
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Lordi - Evilyn
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Lordi - Fire In The Hole
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Lordi - Get Heavy
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Lordi - Good To Be Bad
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Lordi - Hug You Hardcore
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Lordi - I Am Bigger Than You
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Lordi - Icon Of Dominance
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Lordi - Let's Go Slaughter He-Man (I Wanna Be The Beast-Man In The Masters Of The Universe)
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Lordi - Mary Is Dead
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Lordi - Naked In My Cellar
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Lordi - Pet The Destroyer
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Lordi - Sexorcism
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Lordi - Shotgun Divorce
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Lordi - slashion models girls
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Lordi - This Is Heavy Metal
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Lordi - Up to No Good
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Lordi - Abracadaver
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Lordi - Acid Bleeding Eyes
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Lordi - And The Zombie Says
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Lordi - Apollyon
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Lordi - Babez For Breakfast
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Lordi - Beast Loose In Paradise
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Lordi - Beast Of Both Worlds
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Lordi - Bella from Hell
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Lordi - Bent Outta Shape
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Lordi - Biomechanic Man
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Lordi - Blow My Fuse
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Lordi - Borderline
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Lordi - Break Of Dawn
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Lordi - Bringing Back The Balls To Rock
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Lordi - Cadaver Lover
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Lordi - Call Off the Wedding
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Lordi - Candy For The Cannibal
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Lordi - Chainsaw Buffet
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Lordi - City Of The Broken Hearted
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Lordi - Cutterfly
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Lordi - Dead Again Jayne
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Lordi - Dead Bugs Bite
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Lordi - Deadache
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Lordi - Deadite Girls Gone Wild
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Lordi - Demonarchy
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Lordi - Devilium
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Lordi - Discoevil
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Lordi - Diva
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Lordi - Don't Let my Mother Know
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Lordi - Down With The Devil
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Lordi - Dr. Sin Is In
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Lordi - Evil
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Lordi - Evilove
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Lordi - Forsaken Fashion Dolls
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Lordi - Girl In a Suitcase
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Lordi - Girls Go Chopping
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Lordi - Give Your Life For Rock And Roll
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Lordi - Granny's Gone Crazy
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Lordi - Happy New Fear
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Lordi - Hate At First Sight
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Lordi - Haunted Town
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Lordi - Haunting Season
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Lordi - Heaven Sent Hell On Earth
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Lordi - Hell Has Room
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Lordi - Hell Sent In The Clowns
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Lordi - Hellbender Turbulance
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Lordi - Horrifiction
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Lordi - Horror For Hire
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Lordi - Hot And Satanned
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Lordi - House Of Ghosts
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Lordi - House Of Mirrors
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Lordi - How to Slice a Whore
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Lordi - Hulking Dynamo
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Lordi - I Am The Leviathan
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Lordi - I Dug a Hole In The Yard For You
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Lordi - I Luv Ugly
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Lordi - I'm Sorry I'm Not Sorry
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Lordi - Idol
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Lordi - Kalmageddon
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Lordi - Last Kiss Goodbye
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Lordi - Like A Bee To The Honey
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Lordi - Lord Have Mercy
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Lordi - Loud And Loaded
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Lordi - Macho Freak
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Lordi - Man Skin Boot
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Lordi - Merry Blah Blah Blah
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Lordi - Midnight Mover
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Lordi - Midnite Lover
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Lordi - Missing Miss Charlene
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Lordi - Monster Is My Name
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Lordi - Monster, Monster
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Lordi - Monsters Keep Me Company
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Lordi - Mr. Killjoy
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Lordi - My Heaven Is Your Hell
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Lordi - Nailed By The Hammer Of Frankstein
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Lordi - None For One
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Lordi - Nonstop Nite
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Lordi - Not The Nicest Guy
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Lordi - Paint In Blood
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Lordi - Playing The Devil (Bend Over And Pray The Lord)
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Lordi - Polterchrist
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Lordi - PYROMITE
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Lordi - Raise Hell In Heaven
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Lordi - Rejected
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Lordi - Rimskin Assassin
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Lordi - Rock Police
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Lordi - Rock The Hell Outta You
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Lordi - Rollercoaster
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Lordi - Romeo Ate Juliet
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Lordi - Scare Force One
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Lordi - Scg Iv
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Lordi - SCG VIII: Opening Scene
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Lordi - Scg3 Special report
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Lordi - SCG5: It's A Boy!
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Lordi - SCG8: One Message Waiting
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Lordi - Schizo Doll
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Lordi - Scream Demon
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Lordi - Shake the Baby Silent
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Lordi - She's A Demon
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Lordi - Sick Flick
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Lordi - Sincerely With Love
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Lordi - Sir, Mr. Presideath, Sir
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Lordi - Sodomesticated Animal
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Lordi - Something Wicked This Way Comes
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Lordi - Spooky Jive
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Lordi - Steamroller
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Lordi - Studs And Leather
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Lordi - Supermonstars
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Lordi - Supernatural
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Lordi - Take Me To Your Leader
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Lordi - The Beast Is Yet To Cum
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Lordi - The Children Of The Night
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Lordi - The Dead Are The Family
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Lordi - The Deadite Girls Gone Wild
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Lordi - The Devil Hides Behind Her Smile
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Lordi - The Ghosts Of The Heceta Head
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Lordi - The House (Without a Name)
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Lordi - The Kids Who Wanna Play With The Dead
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Lordi - The Night Of The Loving Dead
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Lordi - The Night The Monsters Died
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Lordi - The Rebirth Of The Countess
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Lordi - The Unholy Gathering
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Lordi - The United Rocking Dead
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Lordi - They Only Come Out At Night
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Lordi - Threatical Trailer
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Lordi - To Hell With Pop
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Lordi - Vulture Of Fire
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Lordi - Wake The Snake
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Lordi - We're Not Bad For The Kids (We're Worse)
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Lordi - Where's The Dragon?
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Lordi - White Lightning Moonshine
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Lordi - Who's Your Daddy?
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Lordi - Your Tongue's Got The Cat
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Lordi - ZombieRawkMachine
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Lordi - Zombimbo
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