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Lou Reed - Perfect Day
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Lou Reed - Walk On The Wild Side
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Lou Reed - Sweet Jane
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Lou Reed - Coney Island Baby
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Lou Reed - Satellite Of Love
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Lou Reed - Vicious
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Lou Reed - Heroin
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Lou Reed - The Kids
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Lou Reed - Andy's Chest
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Lou Reed - Romeo Had Juliete
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Lou Reed - Dirty Blvd
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Lou Reed - Lady Day
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Lou Reed - Nobody But You
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Lou Reed - This Magic Moment
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Lou Reed - Berlin
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Lou Reed - Goodnight Ladies
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Lou Reed - My House
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Lou Reed - Street Hassle
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Lou Reed - I Love You
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Lou Reed - Kill Your Sons
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Lou Reed - Magic And Loss - The Summation
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Lou Reed - Make Up
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Lou Reed - N. Y. Stars
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Lou Reed - New Sensations
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Lou Reed - Smalltown
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Lou Reed - Wagon Wheel
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Lou Reed - Caroline Says 2
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Lou Reed - Halloween Parade
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Lou Reed - Hangin' Round
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Lou Reed - How do You Think It Feels
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Lou Reed - Men Of Good Fortune
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Lou Reed - Oh Jim
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Lou Reed - Rock And Roll
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Lou Reed - Strawman
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Lou Reed - The Bed
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Lou Reed - Underneath The Bottle
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Lou Reed - Walk And Talk It
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Lou Reed - Women
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Lou Reed - You Wear It So Well
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Lou Reed - Average Guy
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Lou Reed - Caroline Says I
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Lou Reed - Charley's Girl
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Lou Reed - Crazy Feeling
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Lou Reed - Good Evening Mr. Waldheim
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Lou Reed - Hookywooky
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Lou Reed - I Wanna Be Black
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Lou Reed - Iced Honey (feat. Metallica)
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Lou Reed - Legendary Hearts
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Lou Reed - Martial Law
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Lou Reed - Modern Dance
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Lou Reed - Ride Into The Sun
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Lou Reed - Sally Can't Dance
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Lou Reed - She's My Best Friend
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Lou Reed - Sick Of You
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Lou Reed - Soul Man
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Lou Reed - The Blue Mask
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Lou Reed - The Day John Kennedy Died
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Lou Reed - The Gun
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Lou Reed - The Heroine
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Lou Reed - The Raven
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Lou Reed - Turn To Me
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Lou Reed - Vanishing Act
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Lou Reed - Vicious Circle
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Lou Reed - What's Good - The Thesis
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Lou Reed - Work
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Lou Reed - A Gift
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Lou Reed - Baby Face
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Lou Reed - Banging On My Drum
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Lou Reed - Beginning To See The Light
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Lou Reed - Brandenburg Gate
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Lou Reed - Busload Of Faith
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Lou Reed - City Lights
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Lou Reed - Don't Hurt a Woman
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Lou Reed - Don't Talk To Me About Work
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Lou Reed - Down At The Arcade
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Lou Reed - Ennui
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Lou Reed - Families
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Lou Reed - Fly Into The Sun
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Lou Reed - Follow The Leader
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Lou Reed - Foot Of Pride
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Lou Reed - Frustration (feat. Metallica)
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Lou Reed - Going Down
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Lou Reed - Good Taste
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Lou Reed - Growing Up In Public
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Lou Reed - Harry's circumcision - Reverie gone astray
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Lou Reed - Heavenly Arms
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Lou Reed - Home Of The Brave
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Lou Reed - I Believe in Love
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Lou Reed - I Can't Stand It
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Lou Reed - I Love You, Suzanne
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Lou Reed - I'm So Free
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Lou Reed - I'm Waiting For The Man
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Lou Reed - It Wasn't Me
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Lou Reed - Junior Dad
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Lou Reed - Kicks
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Lou Reed - Lisa Says
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Lou Reed - My Friend George
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Lou Reed - My Red Joystick
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Lou Reed - New York Telephone Conversation
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Lou Reed - Pale Blue Eyes
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Lou Reed - Peggy Sue
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Lou Reed - Pow Wow
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Lou Reed - Real Goodtime Together
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Lou Reed - Rock Minuet
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Lou Reed - Rooftop Garden
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Lou Reed - Sad Song
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Lou Reed - Science Of The Mind
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Lou Reed - Slip Away (a Warning)
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Lou Reed - Something Happened
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Lou Reed - Style It Takes
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Lou Reed - The Original Wrapper
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Lou Reed - The View (feat. Metallica)
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Lou Reed - Wait
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Lou Reed - Waves Of Fear
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Lou Reed - White Light / White Heat
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Lou Reed - White Prism
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Lou Reed - Who Am I? (Tripitena's Song)
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Lou Reed - Wild Child
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Lou Reed - A Dream
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Lou Reed - A Sheltered Life
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Lou Reed - A Wild Being From Birth
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Lou Reed - Adventurer
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Lou Reed - All Through The Night
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Lou Reed - America - Star Spangled Banner
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Lou Reed - Animal Language
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Lou Reed - Balloon
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Lou Reed - Baton Rouge
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Lou Reed - Beginnig Of A Great Aventure
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Lou Reed - Betrayed
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Lou Reed - Big Sky
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Lou Reed - Billy
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Lou Reed - Blind Rage
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Lou Reed - Bottoming Out
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Lou Reed - Broadway Song
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Lou Reed - Burning Embers
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Lou Reed - Call On Me
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Lou Reed - Call On Me (feat. Laurie Anderson)
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Lou Reed - Candy Says
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Lou Reed - Change
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Lou Reed - Cheat on Me
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Lou Reed - Claim To Fame
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Lou Reed - Courtly Orangutans
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Lou Reed - Cremation
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Lou Reed - Dime Store Mystery
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Lou Reed - Dirt
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Lou Reed - Dirty Boulevard
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Lou Reed - Doin' The Thing That We Want To
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Lou Reed - Downtown Dirt
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Lou Reed - Dragon
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Lou Reed - Dreamin' - Escape
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Lou Reed - Ecstasy
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Lou Reed - Edgar Allan Poe
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Lou Reed - Egg Cream
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Lou Reed - Endless Cycle
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Lou Reed - Endlessly Jealous
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Lou Reed - Every Frog Has His Day
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Lou Reed - Faces And Names
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Lou Reed - Finish Line
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Lou Reed - Foggy Notion
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Lou Reed - Forever Changed
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Lou Reed - Future Farmers Of America
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Lou Reed - Gassed And Stoked
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Lou Reed - Gimme Some Good Times
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Lou Reed - Goodby Mass
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Lou Reed - Guardian Angel
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Lou Reed - Guilty
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Lou Reed - Hang On To Your Emotions
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Lou Reed - Hello It's Me
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Lou Reed - Here Comes The Bride
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Lou Reed - High In The City
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Lou Reed - Hold On
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Lou Reed - Hop Frog
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Lou Reed - How do You Speak To An Angel
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Lou Reed - I Believe
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Lou Reed - I Remember You
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Lou Reed - I Wanna Know (The Pit And The Pendulum)
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Lou Reed - I Want To Boogie With You
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Lou Reed - I'll Be Your Mirror
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Lou Reed - Images
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Lou Reed - Imp Of The Perverse
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Lou Reed - In Our Sleep
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Lou Reed - Keep Away
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Lou Reed - Ladies Pay
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Lou Reed - Last Great American Whale
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Lou Reed - Leave Me Alone
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Lou Reed - Like a Possum
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Lou Reed - Little Dog
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Lou Reed - Little Sister
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Lou Reed - Looking For Love
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Lou Reed - Love Is Here To Stay
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Lou Reed - Love Makes You Feel
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Lou Reed - Mad
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Lou Reed - Magician
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Lou Reed - Make up my Mind
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Lou Reed - Mama's Got a Lover
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Lou Reed - Mistress Dread
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Lou Reed - Mistrial
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Lou Reed - My Old Man
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Lou Reed - Mystic Child
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Lou Reed - No Chance
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Lou Reed - No Money Down
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Lou Reed - Nobody's Business
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Lou Reed - Nowhere At All
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Lou Reed - NYC Man
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Lou Reed - Ocean
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Lou Reed - Old Poe
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Lou Reed - One For My Baby
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Lou Reed - Ooohhh Baby
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Lou Reed - Open House
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Lou Reed - Outside
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Lou Reed - Paranoia Key Of E
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Lou Reed - Power And Glory (The Situation)
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Lou Reed - Power And Glory Part 2 - Magic Transformation
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Lou Reed - Prologue (Ligiea)
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Lou Reed - Pumping Blood
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Lou Reed - Ride, Sally, Ride
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Lou Reed - Riptide
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Lou Reed - Rock 'n' Roll Heart
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Lou Reed - Rock'N'Roll
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Lou Reed - Senselessly Cruel
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Lou Reed - September Song
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Lou Reed - Set The Twilight Reeling
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Lou Reed - Sex With Your Parents
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Lou Reed - Shooting Star
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Lou Reed - Sister Ray
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Lou Reed - Smiles
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Lou Reed - So Alone
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Lou Reed - Some Kinda Love
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Lou Reed - Spit It Out
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Lou Reed - Standing On Ceremony
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Lou Reed - Starlight
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Lou Reed - Stupid Man
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Lou Reed - Sword of Damocles
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Lou Reed - Talking Book
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Lou Reed - Tatters
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Lou Reed - Teach The Gifted Children
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Lou Reed - Tell It To Your Heart
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Lou Reed - Temporary Thing
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Lou Reed - The Bells
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Lou Reed - The Cask
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Lou Reed - The Conqueror Worm
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Lou Reed - The Fall Of The House Of Usher
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Lou Reed - The Last Shot
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Lou Reed - The Power Of Positive Drinking
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Lou Reed - The Proposition
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Lou Reed - The Tell-Tale Heart Pt. 2
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Lou Reed - The Valley Of Unrest
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Lou Reed - There Is No Time
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Lou Reed - Think It Over
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Lou Reed - Thousand Departed Friends
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Lou Reed - Trade In
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Lou Reed - Tranquilize
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Lou Reed - Tripitena's Speech
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Lou Reed - Trouble With Classicists
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Lou Reed - Turn Out The Light
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Lou Reed - Turning Time Around
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Lou Reed - Video Violence
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Lou Reed - Warrior King
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Lou Reed - What Becomes a Legend Most
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Lou Reed - White Light / White Heat
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Lou Reed - Why Can't I Be Good
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Lou Reed - With You
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Lou Reed - Xmas In February
The Cask
Lou Reed
Never bet the devil your head
When I was an infant
My mother treated me like a tough steak
To her well regulated mind
Babies were the better for beatings
But she was left handed
And a child flogged left handed
Is better left unflogged
The world revolves from right to left
It will not do to whip a baby from left to right
If each blow in the right direction
Drives an evil propensity out
A blow in the opposite direction
Knocks it's quota of wickedness in
Hence my precocity in vice
My sensitivity to injuries
The thousands of injuries heaped upon me by Fortunato
And then finally his rabid insults for which I vowed revenge
I gave no utterance to threat
But the knowledge of "avengemenship"
Was so definite so precise
That no risk could befall me
By neither word
Nor deed had I given cause to doubt my good will
I would punish with impunity
I will fuck him up the ass and piss in his face
I will redress the wrong
But lips and psyche
Mind be silent
Fortunato approaches
Fortunato:
Don't take me to task
For loving a cask
The cask of Amontillado
Please don't make a pass
You can go kiss my ass
All I want is this mythical cask
The cask of Amontillado
I've heard so much through the grapevine
I've heard so much on the line
But the one thing that I lust after
Is the one thing i've never had
So is it too much to ask
Too have just one taste of the cask
Why you could go kiss my ass for the cask
Of Amontillado
Edgar old fellow
Dear bosom friend
Hail fellow well met
Oh great elucidator
Great epopee
Edgar:
Haha..
Fortunato what luck to meet you
What good good luck to meet
You and see you looking so splendid
I have received a cask of Amontillado
Or what passes
For Amontillado
Fortunato:
Amontillado
That most wondrous sherry
A cask
Impossible
How
So rare
Edgar:
I've had my doubts
I was silly enough to pay the full price
Without consulting you in the matter
But you were not to be found
And I was fearful of losing a bargain
Fortunato:
Fearfully stupid if you ask me Edgar
Edgar:
I am on my way to see Mr. Bolo
Fortunato:
A cask
Edgar:
A cask
To gather his opinion
Are you engaged
Fortunato:
Mr. Bolo cannot tell Amontillado from goat's milk
Edgar:
Yet some say his taste is a match for your own
Fortunato:
Hardly, dear boy
Let us go
Edgar:
Where
Fortunato:
To your vaults to the supposed Amontillado
Edgar:
Oh my good friend no
I could not impose upon your good nature
You have, after all, an engagement
Fortunato:
To hell with the engagement
I have no engagement
Before the sky withers and falls let us go
Edgar:
But the vaults are damp
And I see you are afflicted with a severe cold
Fortunato:
Oh let us go
The cold is nothing
You've been taken advantage of
And Mr. Bolo cannot tell Amontillado from piss
The cask
Edgar:
It is farther on
But see the white web work
Which gleams from these cavern walls
Fortunato:
Nitre
Nitre
Edgar:
How long have you had that cough
Yes, nitre
Fortunato:
It is nothing
Edgar:
We should go back
Your health is precious
You are a man who would be missed
Fortunato:
[coughing]
Edgar:
Let's return
I cannot be responsible for causing you ill health
And anyway there's always Mr. Bolo
Fortunato:
Oh be dumb i'll not be swayed
The cough is nothing
It will not kill me
I won't die of a cough
Edgar:
Of that you can be sure
Have some of this Medoc to warm the bones
And defend you from this infernal dampness
Drink
Drink damn you
Fortunato:
I drink to the buried that repose around us
Edgar:
And I to your long life
The nitre
It hangs like moss
We are below the river's bed
The moisture trickles, chills the bones
Let's go back
Your cough
Fortunato:
The cough is nothing
But .............
Let us proceed to the Amontillado
Edgar:
So proceed
Herein the Amontillado
Now Mr. Bolo
Fortunato:
Mr. Bolo is an imbecile
An ignoramus
Edgar:
Can you not feel the nitre
You really should go
I implore you
No
Then I must leave you here
But first
Let me render you all the little attentions within my power
Fortunato:
The Amontillado
Hahahaha..
A very good joke indeed, haha..
We will have many a rich laugh about it
Over our wine in the palazzo
Edgar:
The Amontillado
Fortunato:
Yes, yes yes
The Amontillado
Edgar:
Well
Then let's go
Fortunato:
For, for the love of God
Edgar:
Precisely
For the love of God
Fortunato
Fortunato