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Loudon Wainwright III - Daughter
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Loudon Wainwright III - 4x10
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Loudon Wainwright III - A Hard Day On The Planet
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Loudon Wainwright III - A Hard Day On The Planet
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Loudon Wainwright III - A.M. World
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Loudon Wainwright III - Awful Hungry Hash House
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Loudon Wainwright III - B Side
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Loudon Wainwright III - Beautiful
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Loudon Wainwright III - Between
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Mason's Bride
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Of Goods
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Loudon Wainwright III - Bill Of Goods
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Loudon Wainwright III - Career Moves
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Loudon Wainwright III - Clockwork Chartreuse
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Loudon Wainwright III - Come A Long Way
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Loudon Wainwright III - Dead Skunk
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Loudon Wainwright III - Down Drinking At The Bar
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Loudon Wainwright III - Dreaming
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Loudon Wainwright III - Drinking Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - East Indian Princess
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Loudon Wainwright III - Fear With Flying
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Loudon Wainwright III - Final Frontier
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Loudon Wainwright III - Goodbye Booze
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Loudon Wainwright III - Grey in L.A.
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Loudon Wainwright III - Harry's Wall
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Loudon Wainwright III - High Wide & Handsome
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Am The Way (New York Town)
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Remember Sex
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was a Lesbian
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Loudon Wainwright III - I Wish I Was A Lesbian
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'd Rather Be Lonely
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Allright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Allright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Alright
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm Glad I'm Married
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Loudon Wainwright III - I'm The Man Who Rode The Mule Around The World
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Loudon Wainwright III - If I Lose
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Loudon Wainwright III - In C
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Loudon Wainwright III - Inaugural Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Kick In The Head
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Loudon Wainwright III - Kill Me Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - Last Man On Earth
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Loudon Wainwright III - Last Man On Earth
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Loudon Wainwright III - Living Alone
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Loudon Wainwright III - Living Alone
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Loudon Wainwright III - Lullaby
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Loudon Wainwright III - Lullaby
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Loudon Wainwright III - Men
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Loudon Wainwright III - Motel Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Motel Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Mother's Last Farewell Kiss
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Loudon Wainwright III - Moving Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Muse Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - New Paint
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Loudon Wainwright III - Nocturnal Stumblebutt
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Loudon Wainwright III - Old And Only In The Way
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Loudon Wainwright III - Old Ballyhoo
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Loudon Wainwright III - Older Than My Old Man Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - One-Man Guy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Over The Hill
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Loudon Wainwright III - Passion Play
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Loudon Wainwright III - Pretty Good Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Pretty Good Day
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Loudon Wainwright III - Primrose Hill
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Loudon Wainwright III - Ramblin' Blues
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Loudon Wainwright III - Red Guitar
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Loudon Wainwright III - Rowena
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Loudon Wainwright III - Salto Alto
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Loudon Wainwright III - Say That You Love Me
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Loudon Wainwright III - Smokey Joe's Cafe
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Loudon Wainwright III - So Damn Happy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Something For Nothing
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Loudon Wainwright III - Sometimes I Forget
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Loudon Wainwright III - Strange Weirdos
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Loudon Wainwright III - Surviving Twin
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Loudon Wainwright III - Sweet Sunny South
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Loudon Wainwright III - Synchronicity
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Loudon Wainwright III - Synchronicity
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Loudon Wainwright III - T.s.d.h.a.v.
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Loudon Wainwright III - T.s.d.h.a.v.
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Acid Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Back Nine
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Deal
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Here & The Now
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Home Stretch
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Man Who Couldn't Cry
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Picture
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Picture
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - The Swimming Song
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Loudon Wainwright III - Therapy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Therapy
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Loudon Wainwright III - Tonya's Twirls
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Loudon Wainwright III - Took My Gal Out Walkin'
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Loudon Wainwright III - Valley Morning
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Loudon Wainwright III - Where The Whippoorwill Is Whispering Goodnight
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Loudon Wainwright III - White Winos
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Loudon Wainwright III - White Winos
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Loudon Wainwright III - You Can't Fail Me Now
The Home Stretch
Loudon Wainwright III
Then the bad reviewer does.
At least you've been a has-been
And not just a never-was
And you know it's not a mountain
But no mole hill is this big.
And you promise to quit drinking
As you light another cig.
Once again you're in the home stretch
But you're not sure where you live.
You recall a small apartment
And a government you give
Large amounts of money to
So you're allowed to stay
And rest until you're well enough
To leave again and play.
You are making human contact
With the postcards that you send
To the children of your ex-wifes
And a woman, your girlfriend.
Who is living in a city
Thousands of miles away
That is full of young male models,
Not all of whom are gay.
In the meanwhile you've stopped writing songs,
There's nothing left to say.
You'd like to get your old job back
And mow lawns again one day.
But you keep lifting up your left leg
Sticking out your tongue.
There's nothing else that you can do
And you're too old to die young!
Too many beds, too many towns,
Not much to declare zones.
London broils and tuna melts on dirty microphones.
While the sound man's falling fast asleep,
The light man's been up for days,
The club owner and arithmetic
Have long since parted ways.
As for the lovely audience,
Tonight they're rather cold.
But they're prepared to listen,
All they have to be is told.
If the day off doesn't get you
Then the bad reviewer does.
At least you've been a has-been
And not just a never-was.