Hang on, St Nick
The thought of going
Just makes us sick
It's terribly scary
And a little nightmarey
With a wueen who says
Off with their heads!
It's an awful idea
Not a place for us eight reindeer
Dasher, Prancer, Dancer, Blitzen, Cupid, Comet, Donder, Vixen
It would feel so much safer
Do us a favour
And don't make us go
Down that dark rabbit hole
Don't you know that everything
Won't go as planned?
'Cause they're all mad
In Wonderland
If you ever get there
Then you'll understand
It's a topsy-turvy world
In Wonderland
A rocking horse that can fly
A Cheshire Cat who just grins
A Bandersnatch who can bite
You would be surprised
Who'd want to go there?
You don't want know there
We don't mean to strop
But can we just miss that stop?
The way they talk there is silly
Chortle, Frabjous and Slithy, Boojum Gimble and Mimsy
It makes us feel dizzy
Don't you know that everything
Won't go as planned?
'Cause they're all mad
In Wonderland
If you ever get there
Then you'll understand
It's a topsy-turvy world
In Wonderland
I got a letter from the Princess asking
Is there something on my sleigh for her tonight?
So, we're going reindeer, let's stop chatting
And hold on tight
We're in the business, the business of Christmas
Wherever you are
We'll go the distance
'Cause it pays to be kind
So please keep in mind
Everybody's welcome
And no one's left behind
Deck the halls
With tinsel and love
Let the magic
Do what it does
Tell someone you care, just because
I make the laws
'Cause I'm Santa Claus
Everybody needs a little Christmas cheer
There's something in the atmosphere
Everybody needs a little helping hand
Let's bring the jingle bells to Wonderland
