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Mark Faggos Skasters - Chuck No Luck
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Mark Faggos Skasters - A Car On A Train
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Mark Faggos Skasters - A Very Fussy Pussycat
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Ace Of Spades
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Amsterdamn
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Boring Days
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Brighter Than Bright
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Bumpy Airlines
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Couldn't Play Ska
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Deadbeat
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Don't Call Me Honey
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Doobeedoo
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Fat Girl
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Foreign Food
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Haircut
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Hanging
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Mark Faggos Skasters - He Drives A Volvo
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Hit Me
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Mark Faggos Skasters - It's you
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Knifeman Jack
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Living On Alcohol
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Mama Don't Like
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Marijuana
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Memory Lane
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Missionary
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Mark Faggos Skasters - New Shoes
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Non Non
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Mark Faggos Skasters - One
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Pussycat
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Ramona From Barcelona
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Road Rage
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Mark Faggos Skasters - She Will Never Do That Again
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Skank It Up
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Speeding My Life Away
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Mark Faggos Skasters - St. Valentine's Day Massacre
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Switch Off The TV
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Mark Faggos Skasters - The Lottery
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Mark Faggos Skasters - The Missionary Of Ska
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Mark Faggos Skasters - The Religious Song
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Thicker
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Who Do Ya
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Yakkety Yak
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Mark Faggos Skasters - You Forgot Me
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Mark Faggos Skasters - You Shot Me
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Mark Faggos Skasters - You're Dead
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Big Red Cars
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Foolin'
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Mark Faggos Skasters - In The Pot
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Mark Faggos Skasters - The Political Song
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Mark Faggos Skasters - Wedding Day Blues
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Mark Faggos Skasters - What A Woman
He Drives A Volvo
Mark Faggos Skasters
If got to get home before it gets light
There's many reasons why I will arrive
I'm on the road and I'm as high as a kite
There's many reasons why I will survive
I drive a Volvo so I'll be alright
He drives a Volvo...
Well I got this car and I drove it around
And the police come along and they slow me down
Saying come to the station come with me
And where's your licence m.o.t
You drink too much you drive too fast
And now you'll have to blow in the bag
All the white crystals turning green
I suppose you know just what this means
Well they locked me up took away my keys
Without not even a thanks or please
Empty your pockets and things like that
And piss in a pot and come right back
Sit in a cell and make no noise
Or you'll get a visit from the boys
Then in comes one with a cup of tea
No thanks man it's a beer for me
Well I go to court with the old JP
I know the police got it in for me
They're telling that beaky porky pies
And say they think I shouldn't drive
I drink too much I drive too fast
And when I went to blow in the bag
Then all the white crystals turning all green
But in my defence I told 'em clean
