All I want's a boy to make me some mac and cheese
All I want's a boy to make me some mac and cheese
Just straight up mac with no franks or peas
But every boy who's made me mac and cheese
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath
All I want's a boy to make me some brussels sprouts
All I want's a boy to make me some brussels sprouts
He'd know me inside and out
But every boy who's made me brussels sprouts
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath
All I want's a boy to make me iced tea from a powder
All I want's a boy to make me iced tea from a powder
But when I yell for joy, he yells louder
'Cause every boy who'd made me iced tea from a powder
Has always turned out to be a violent sociopath
All I want's a boy who's not a violent sociopath
All I want's a boy who's not a violent sociopath
Love him 'til my dying breath
Man, fuck the food - I'll starve to death
If I could just find a boy who's not a violent sociopath
